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Archer · Season 4, Episode 8

“Coyote Lovely” quotes from Archer

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“Coyote Lovely” · Season 4, Episode 8

In this episode: Malory Archer (3), Lana Kane (2), Cheryl Tunt (1), Cyril Figgis (1), Dr. Krieger (1)

Mexico's most notorious coyote... Which is Español for "people smuggler."

Thanks. That's—

And also for... coyote, it turns out.

Archer—

It's a loanword. Or is it a calque?

Why do you always do this?

Because I'm always bored.

Is he—? This is totally nerve-wracking. How are you bored?

Don't engage him.

Because I've been lying in scorpion piss for two hours in the sun-blasted shit-hole which is Texas, waiting for a stupid truck stuffed with smallish brown people who just want a job.

And probably Mexican cartel gunmen!

What'd I just say?

Big whoop. I'm spooning a Barrett .50-cal. I could kill a building.

Just put one through the engine block when the truck has to stop, please. [To Cyril] This is what he does. He knows we're tense, because we're normal human beings. My theory—and I'm serious—is that he's got some rare kind of pervasive developmental disorder, or even undiagnosed atypical autism.

Um... Your mic's hot.

I know.

Wow.

Swear to God, you people make me want to pump nerve gas through the vents.

[over loudspeaker] Just say the word.

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