Why not?! Why won't you stand up to Malory with me?
Um, because we don't give a shit?
About the Earth?!
Please! If you really cared, you'd resign, but there's no way you ever will because you're just counting days until, her face bloated and yellow from liver failure, she calls you to her deathbed and in a croaky whisper explains that Mr. Archer is totally incompetent and that you, the long suffering Lana Kane, are the only one qualified to run ISIS and you weep shameful tears because this terrible place is the only true love you will ever know...
[shocked] ...Excuse me... [Leaves]
Daaaaaamn!
What? ...Oh-my-God was I talking?
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