TV QuotesDatabase
3 QUOTES

A character in Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Drew quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

3 quotes

In 3 of the 785 quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Most scenes with: Carl (2)

Scenes with Drew 3

(Frylock looks out and sees Drew mowing his lawn while listening to very loud Star Wars music.)

Hey! Shut that off! Hey!

DDrew

Hey! How's it going?

Shut that off! Will ya?

DDrew

I said, how's it going?

Hey, shut that fuckin' thing off! (swear censored out by farting sound.)

(Drew shuts the lawnmower off.)

What the hell are you doing?

DDrew

Your lawn. So that means I can crash in your house for an undetermined amount of time hmm?

No!

DDrew

Okay, but I did just mow your lawn.

I didn't ask you to do that.

DDrew

(waving his hand, attempting a Jedi mind trick) You let me stay in your house for as long as I choose. (nothing happens)

Will you stop that? No I won't. What... What are you doing?

DDrew

Nothing look. Do you know anything about wiping the moon from the face of space at all.

Get. The fuck. Off my lawn.

DDrew

So where are you from?

uh uh ain't about where I'M from, it's about where YOU'RE going!

DDrew

Okay, fine. let's do a thousand for the lawn and say five thousand for edging.

How 'bout 3 dollars for everything and I won't call the police?

DDrew

3 sounds good. For now. But tomorrow, I'll be back. To rake the mulch, and maybe I can just stay for the night.

Look man, don't make me get my gun okay.

DDrew

(attempting another Jedi mind trick.) You will not go get your gun.

(Gun raised toward his head)

DDrew

(walking away) I'll just be over there. In the rain. If it rains. No pressure.

(Drew now mowing Carl's lawn, but getting hit by batteries)

DDrew

Hey! It's raining batteries!

Yeah! (throwing batteries) An alkaline front is pushing through. (continues to throw batteries) We're expecting a couple of inches of concussions on your head! Running out of batteries here. What are you doing?!

DDrew

Your lawn. But I am out of gas so it's a little difficult. So where are you from?

Oh, we're not having a conversation.

DDrew

Well I'm from Mos Eisley. Just like in the movie.

Yeah knock knock, who cares? I don't.

DDrew

Hey, quick question: Can you help me blow up the moon?

No, no, I can't. I'm more of an expert at, uh- EXPOSING the moon. (Chuckles, turns around and moons Drew, unaware that he is transforming into a werewolf) Get out your telescope! See if you'll find, uh, the one crater! (Continues chuckling, but stops and finally notices Drew's transformation) Wait a minute- No, no, no! It's cool! It's all cool here! NO! NO! (Drew leaps into Carl's window; blood is shown gushing out)

These quotes come from Wikiquote's Aqua Teen Hunger Force pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.