Angel quotes

Fred

I brought you some of your stuff from the office. Things there . . . Well. Things. Gunn and I found your notes about the baby. The prophecy. You took him away cause you thought Angel was gonna kill him. You were trying to protect them. Both of them. I just wanted you to know I understand that. And I also wanted to say I thought what Angel tried to do to you was wrong. And I'm sorry. But he was right to blame you, Wesley. You should have come to us. You should have trusted us instead of going to Holtz behind our back. You were supposed to be our friend and you didn't even . . . If Angel sees you again, he'll kill you, Wesley. This time for real. Don't come back to the hotel. Ever. The prophecy was false. Angel was never gonna hurt Connor. It was all for nothing.

Fred

Don't forget your machete.

Gunn

Yes, dear.

The Groosalugg

He is very fortunate to have such a woman looking after his weapon.

Lorne

[chuckling] I'm not touchin' that one.

The Groosalugg

Hail to you potential client!

Wow.

Fred

I know, huh?

I'm sorry this has come to pass.

Angel

I'm a little confused.

Fred

About what? What was unclear?

Well, upstairs you said you thought Gunn was in danger.

Fred

He is!

And you think that because...?

Fred

He broke up with me!

Oh.

Fred

But not really.

Oh. No?

Fred

No!

That is good. I am relieved.

Fred

No this is worse. Much worse. I wish he had broken up with me.

Fred, are you sure he didn't? I mean, those things you said he said to you...

Fred

I know I said he said those things to me, but he would never say those things to me.

Those things he said?

Fred

Exactly! That's why I know he's in trouble.

Angel

Let me get this straight. You and Gunn are dating.

Fred

Not any more, I guess!

Fred, honey.

Fred

Don't you see? He hurt me. And the only reason he'd do something like that is to protect me from something. And whatever it is, it's gotta be bad, because this hurts like hell.

Angel

Then I guess we better help him. We are not losing another member of this family.

Cordelia

Angel --

Angel

I know.

We are surrounded.

Angel

I know.

Fred

We have to save Charles!

Angel

I know!

The Groosalugg

[gravely] Angel... You and I have fought side by side on more than one occasion. Fellow warriors, shoulder to shoulder. By now, my counsel must assuredly hold weight, so I beseech you to heed my words.

Angel

Mmm... oo-kay...

Pomegranate Mist is the wrong color for this room.

Summer Splendor is a hue more worthy of a champion. Or, perhaps this unique one called "purpla".

Angel

Purple. Yet you have no problems pronouncing pomegranate.

It was my mother's name.

Angel

(sarcastically) What are the odds?

Cordelia

(about the pentagram) Oh, I give up. I tried soaking it out, tried scrubbing it out. No question, we've got ring around the lobby. I say we toss in the towel and buy a big-ass throw rug. Who's with me?

Cordelia

I know you don't want to talk about it but you don't mess with dark magics and expect to just walk away like it doesn't matter.

Angel

Doesn't matter. It was a waste of time.

Cordelia

Still, I should probably know what kind of spell it was. You know there's almost always some cosmic price to using primordial powers. There could be repercussions. And you know the one person who might be able to help us with that isn't around any more.

Cordelia

Not going there. Just saying..

Cordelia

You can run away and avoid talking about this but you know as well as I do: stuff we do in the past usually comes back to bite us in our respective assi and what you did...

Angel

Okay, so maybe I wasn't thinking too clearly. I mean I was drunk for awhile there, drunk in my own son's blood, slipped into my food by the good folks at Wolfram and Hart. And my head was little clouded with rage over a trusted friend stealing my child from me.. Damn it Cordelia, you got me talking about this.

Connor

[After arriving through The Portal] Hi, Dad.

Fred

You went to Wesley's for me. He's the one who told you how to save me.

Gunn

Yeah. He made it clear. That's a door none of us is ever going to be knocking on again.

Wesley

Dante's Divine Comedy.

Lilah

Actually, it's just part one. The Inferno. It's not a first edition. More like the 1500s. But it is in the original Tuscan. Have you read it?

Wesley

Several times.

Lilah

Then you know it's a guided tour of the underworld. The nine levels of hell.

Wesley

Yes, descending, concentric rings based on the severity of the sin.

Lilah

You know, I always forget. At the very bottom of hell, in the ninth circle, the devil's frozen in ice, right? He's got three heads, three mouths, and these mouths are reserved for the worst sinners. I can't remember, who is in the center mouth? What was his name? The one person in all of human history who was deemed the greatest sinner. Who is it?

Wesley

Judas Iscariot.

Lilah

Right. The worst spot in hell is reserved for those who betray... So don't pretend you're too good to work for us.

Gunn

Couple weeks ago, he was wearin' diapers. Now he's a teenager?

Cordelia

Tell me we don't live in a soap opera.

Groosalugg

Princess, perhaps your newfound powers can seal it shut.

Cordelia

Can't hurt to try.

Cordelia

I command you close!

Chase

Okay, I got nothin'.

Groosalugg

Is it dangerous? For Gunn and I can protect you.

Lorne

Well, no, it's not dangerous, it's just awkward. This guy's all hands. I mean, all hands, like fifty of 'em. Anybody fluent in sign language?