Groosalugg quotes from Angel

Groosalugg

[upon hearing Angel's cellphone] Angel, your coat is singing.

The Groosalugg

Hail to you potential client!

Don't forget your machete.

Gunn

Yes, dear.

The Groosalugg

He is very fortunate to have such a woman looking after his weapon.

Lorne

[chuckling] I'm not touchin' that one.

The Groosalugg

[gravely] Angel... You and I have fought side by side on more than one occasion. Fellow warriors, shoulder to shoulder. By now, my counsel must assuredly hold weight, so I beseech you to heed my words.

Angel

Mmm... oo-kay...

Pomegranate Mist is the wrong color for this room.

Groosalugg

Princess, perhaps your newfound powers can seal it shut.

Cordelia

Can't hurt to try.

Cordelia

I command you close!

Chase

Okay, I got nothin'.

Groosalugg

Is it dangerous? For Gunn and I can protect you.

Lorne

Well, no, it's not dangerous, it's just awkward. This guy's all hands. I mean, all hands, like fifty of 'em. Anybody fluent in sign language?

Groosalugg

Might I further relieve you by at first gently and then more rapidly rubbing your schlug-tee?

Cordelia

Uh, I don't really, um... Maybe later at home. [whispers] I don't feel comfortable doing it in the office, Groo.

Groosalugg

Doing it?

Cordelia

Sex.

Groosalugg

[too loudly] Oh, you wish to have sex!

Cordelia

What? No! Shh!

Groosalugg

I was proposing a massage of your schlug-tee. Your tense neck muscle. But, it is always an honor to make sex with you! [whispers] Later at home. I understand perfectly.