Angel quotes

Angel

Hockey is just a great sport, greatest sport known to man!

Gunn

Dude, Hockey is the WHITEST sport known to man.

Angel

That's as may be, but the games are indoors and usually at night.

Gunn

Oh perfect for you then.

Gunn

He shoots...HE SCORES!

Angel

Yeah with no defender...

Yeah well...they're not even regulation size...

Sahjhan

That's it? No 'wow, how did he do that?' No screaming in terror? You twenty first century types are so jaded.

Lilah

You're Sahjhan, aren't you? I may be jaded, but I do my homework. And there's a girl downstairs, she's got records on everything that ever happened. My company rocks.

Holtz

Angelus is in his nature. The beast will re-emerge, you've seen it, you know it and that is why you are here. You're afraid he is going to kill the child.. and you're right.

Wesley

Your infiltration was more succesful than I'd realised.

Holtz

I don't need prophecies to tell me what he's playing. So long as the child remains with the demon, it's not safe.

Wesley

Well I must have misunderstood. Here I thought it was a simple blood vendetta when what you really want is to protect Angel's son.

Holtz

You don't believe me?

Wesley

Hmmm, not sure really. It could be the low scary voice that's giving me trouble.

Wesley

I didn't sleep very well.

Angel

Yeah, and you look like hell. Not the fun one where they burn you with hot pokers for all eternity, but the hard core one. You know, Nixon and Britney Spears.

Lilah

Like a cat. Can't hear you. But I'm starting to feel you when you're near. Isn't that nice and creepy? How did you find me?

Angel

Your assistant.

Lilah

I'll have his arms broken.

Angel

Already taken care of.

Sahjhan

You back-stabbing, traitorous bitch. I have a lot of work to do. I can't be in every time/space at once, and here I find you drinking with my sworn enemy.

Angel

Sworn enemy? Really? Have we met? Because I don't remember swearing.

Lilah

Sahjhan, he found me.

Angel

So (glances from Lilah to Sahjhan) you all are in cahoots. Ethereal time-traveling demon, you're the screwball that brought Holtz back. How's that working out? He's not very fond of demons, is he?

Sahjhan

You will learn nothing from me.

Lilah

Other than that you're his sworn enemy, who brought Holtz back, and when that didn't work out, you came to me. Idiot.

Sahjhan

Hey! You think my life is easy? I'm jumping from one dimension to another. I don't always have sound. Sometimes it's just a visual. Saw you two sitting here all chummy.

Sahjhan

You will pay.

Angel

(Confused) For what?

Angel

You ever hear of a time-traveling demon by the name of Sahjhan?

Wesley

No.

Angel

The guy that brought Holtz here. He thinks I'm his sworn enemy. I don't know him from Adam.

Sahjhan

Not all of us. You do not want the child alive. You want the child dead. That was our arrangement.

Lilah

Yeah. I'm a lawyer. Have you met me? We have a new arrangement. I'm keeping the baby.

Sahjhan

You can't do that!

Lilah

(to the commandos) Ignore the loud mouth with the bad skin. He's impotent in this dimension.

Angel

I'm not interested in what you think!

Lorne

Hey, easy guys!

Angel

[About Wesley] He took my son.

Gunn

I know this is life and death. I'm just saying, let's get...

Angel

He took my son!

Gunn

You better get your damn hands off of me!

Fred

Stop it! Stop it both of you! This isn't helping, damn it! [Pushes them apart] Back off! There is only one thing that matters right now, and that is 'where is Connor?'

Holtz

Come any closer and I'll snap his neck!

Holtz

Who are they?

Lilah

They work for me.

Holtz

Ah. The attorney.

Lilah

Yes. You are gonna give us the kid, Captain Holtz.

Angel

Don't!

Lilah

That's cute. You'd rather see the fanatic with the baby than us? [To Holtz] Those are automatic weapons pointed at you. They didn't have them in your time. They fire sixteen bullets per second.

Angel

And if they were going to use them they would have already. They want the baby alive.

Holtz

Something we all have in common.

Sahjhan

Not all of us.

Lilah

Don't shoot.

Angel

Yeah. You really don't want to. Your bullets won't kill me. But mine will kill you and her first.

Holtz

He'll be dead before I hit the ground.

Angel

I know.

Holtz

So. I'm going to leave now, right? With me, he gets to live, anyone tries to take him, he dies.

Angel

Take him.

Sahjhan

Woah! No! What is wrong of you people?

Holtz

[To Angel] I will take good care of him, as though he were my own son. He'll never even know you existed. Don't come after me. You will though, won't you? Maybe I should just..."

Angel

No. Please.

Angel

Take him.

Hello. Angel. Lilah. (to Lilah) Your fingernails are pretty. I love red. (to Angel) You have a taste for red too... and revenge. I know. It's so much more fun than forgiveness. So what's up?

Angel

A demon named Sahjhan has taken my son.

(condescendingly) Aww, do you want your little baby back? (Lilah holds Angel back) Baby's gone. You want Sahjhan. Nowadays you can walk right through them, but in the past they were something else. They were all about torture and death. You can relate. Well, they caused a lot of trouble. Don't get me wrong. I like trouble. But I don't like chaos. So we changed them.

Angel

You made them immaterial.

Smart boy. Now they watch, and they can no longer touch.

Angel

How do you capture them?

Well, there's your special urn. They're expensive and hard to come by, but quite effective. But you don't want his essence in a jar. You want something you can sink your teeth into. You know these things always come with a price. (viciously) Kill her. (Angel reaches to snap Lilah's neck. The little girl giggles and smiles) That's good for now. (Lilah sighs with relief) I can see why they respect you. Now as to your demon made flesh. It's a big ritual, all here (holds out a paper which transports into Angel's hand)

(smirking) Can't wait to see how it turns out.

Sahjhan

(after Fred hits him with a torch) Do I look like I need more skin problems?

Angel

Hey, Wes. I just -- I want you to know I understand why you did it. I know about the prophecies and I know how hard it must have been for you to... do what you did. You thought I was gonna turn evil and kill my son. I didn't. It's important you know that. This isn't Angelus talking. It's me, Angel. You know that, right?

Angel

Good. [grabs a pillow and shoves it down on Wes' face] Son of a bitch, you're gonna pay for what you did! You took my son! You son of a bitch! You bastard! You think I'd forgive you?! Never! You're gonna die! You hear me? You're gonna pay!

[tries to drag Angel off of Wesley] Hey!

Angel

[throws him off] You took my son, YOU TOOK MY SON!

Fred

Stop it!

Angel

You took my son!

Gunn

Angel, stop! [Gunn and the orderlies begin to drag Angel away with success]

Angel

Never! Never!

Gunn

Come on, man! Stop!

Angel

I'll kill you! You're dead! You're a dead man, Pryce! You're dead! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! You're a dead man! Dead! Dead!