I realize we sacrifice a great deal of our social lives, but we have to. Work demands it.
True. I mean who's got time for love when you're out there, doin' it with the demons. (with regretful look) Didn't that come out sad and wrong.
S3Heartthrob
Hmm, Angel and a bunch of monks in the middle of nowhere. There's a party. He should have got hammered and gone to Vegas like I told him.
He doesn't need a lap dance, he needs some peace and quiet to work through this.
[lengthy fight between Angel and robed men]
VVillager
What happened?
Demon monks. Shoulda gone to Vegas.
FFred
I came out of my room. Small steps, just like you said.
Go to your room and stay there!
FFred
Okay.
What's your version of love? "It's not real unless it kills me"?
JJames
What's yours? "It's fun as long as it doesn't cost me anything"? You think you won because you're still alive? I lived. You just existed.
[Turns to dust]
Well, you know what they say... life's full of surprises.
[Darla leaves the bar revealing her incredibly pregnant belly.]
JJames
But if you've changed. If you aren't the same man who screwed Darla and couldn't care less what happened to her...
Where did you hear... Oh. You mean back in the day. Right.
How's Fred?
She's alright, considering. We talked over what happened, and I think she'll becoming out of her room any decade now.
[chuckles] And how are you?
I'm o--
And don't say "okay." Angel, please, I know you. Never since you've came back from your grief trip I can tell that something's not right. And-and obviously, it's not. Buffy's dead, and I don't mean to diminish that. I miss her too. I just wanna say, I know that James with all his Romeo and Juliet madness, opened up a lot of wounds for you, but you'll be okay.
I'm okay.
Then, what's the problem?
That I'm okay. That losing Buffy didn't kill me, that I could deal with it. In all those years, no one ever mattered. Not like she did. And now she's gone... forever.
And you'll still here.
Yeah. I just feels like I'm betraying her somehow.
No. If you were a loser, if you were some sick obsessed vampire, that you'd go to a Snod demon, or whatever and get your heart cut out. But you're not. You're a living, breathing... well, living anyway, good guy, whose still fighting and trying to help people, and that's not betraying her, that's honoring her.
You think?
I'm Cordelia. I don't think. I know, okay?
Okay.
Cordelia. So, can we get back to work now?
Yeah, sure. There's work?
What do you know about Nester demons?
Well, they-they like to live in the walls of people's homes. They hatch several times a year, and don't you have to kill their queen or something?
Yeah. And if you don't, they infest again, worse than ever.
We killed a bunch of them in Hancock Park a couple of months ago.
I don't think we got the queen.
Well, let's go find out.
S3That Vision Thing
Fred! Good to see you out and about.
FFred
It is isn't it. Out and about. I've been forkin' with Gunn.
Five herb shops in Chinatown; we've been to four. How come whatever we're searching for is always in the last place we look?
I suppose it's one of the unwritten laws of being a dick. Uh, um, sleuth, a gumshoe, Sherlock.
All I know is you use the word dick again, and we're gonna have a problem. So what's the name of this place anyway?
Van Hoa Dong.
I'm right as rain.
FFred
I never understood that saying-right as rain. How is rain right? Or wrong for that matter? Okay, I suppose if there's a flood it's wrong, and speaking of floods, or just being overwhelmed, what's it like to have a vision?
Wow. Y'know, next to you, I am downright linear.
The Host reads people's auras to set them on their path, in some shape or form that connects them to the Powers that Be. I'm thinking...
Sure, he might be able to reverse the process. That he might be able to use Cordelia in order to 'trace the call' back to the Powers.
WAY outside my area of expertise, I should caution. But hey, who knew William Shatner could sing? (He laughs, glances at a horribly disfigured Cordelia, and awkwardly stops) Okay. Bad example.
There's a young man who's been unfairly imprisoned. And you're going to save him. Isn't that what you do? Save people? You'll need those items to succeed.
I see. I do this for you and you stop sending Cordy the killer visons.
No, you'll do this because I tell you to.
You're a difficult man to find, señor. Do you know why I'm here? You are my last hope. I've been told you're very powerful, very wise. I've tried everything and I can't get rid of it. So, I ask you: What is this thing growing inside of me, and how is it possible?
SShaman
The Father is also a...?
Vampire? Yes. Though not a very good one.
SShaman
I will need some blood.
Well... I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
[The Shaman pauses]
Men are such babies.
[Darla cuts her hands.]
SShaman
This has never failed me.
[The Shaman places his hands on Darla's belly and has a major reaction.]
SShaman
I cannot help you. No man can. This is not meant to be known.
Yeah, yeah. Like I haven't heard that before. Well, I guess there's only one thing left to do. Time to go visit Daddy.
S3That Old Gang of Mine
[Fred is onstage at a karaoke bar, singing "Crazy".]
I swear, she picked out the song herself.
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