Charles Gunn quotes from Angel

[watching Fred with Connor] Adorable.

Gunn

So sweet.

I meant the baby.

Gunn

I meant the hot mama.

S3 Provider

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Lorne, I need you to use your contacts and find out what Holtz is up to. He's out there somewhere, and we can never forget that. Finding him is our number one priority.

Gunn

I thought you said...

Finding Holtz and making money are our two number one priorities.

(Cordelia walks by and clears her throat)

Helping the helpless, finding Holtz, and making money are our three number one priorities.

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We can't afford any more mistakes. Making mistakes costs money and making money right now - it's our number one priority. [Lorne enters] Hey, Lorne.

Lorne

Uh, if this is about the baby formula I snagged from the fridge last night - sorry. I was feeling a little peckish and it was that or a glass of pig's blood. By the way, baby formula and Kaluha? Not as bad as it sounds.

Lorne, I need you to use your contacts and find out what Holtz is up to. He's out there somewhere, and we can never forget that. Finding him is our number one priority.

Gunn

I thought you said...

Finding Holtz and making money are our two number one priorities.

[Cordelia walks by and clears her throat]

Helping the helpless, finding Holtz, and making money are our three number one priorities.

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[Angel has bought tickets to a ballet instead of a rock concert.]

Gunn

No, this is not Mata Hari. This is tutus and guys with their big-ass packages jumping up and down! This is just -- I will never trust you again. The trust is gone.

Cordelia

Oh, get over it. Do we get dressed up?

Of course.

Cordelia

I'm in.

Guys, seeing the ballet live, it's... it's like another world. Gunn, these guys are tight, and you're going to be tripping out.

Gunn

Don't be using my own phrases when we've lost the trust.

S3 Waiting in the Wings

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Gunn

You got to promise not to laugh.

I promise.

Gunn

It's gotta come from the heart.

Will you stop being such a little girl? I said, I promise.

[Gunn steps out into Fred's view and spreads his arms so she can get a look at his tux, not looking at her. Fred's eyes go wide. After a moment she bursts out laughing.]

Gunn

This is what your promises are worth? I'm having a lot of trust issues at this time in my life.

S3 Waiting in the Wings

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When you knew it was more than just a tryst you should have told me.

Gunn

It happened so fast. The thing just grabbed the guy and he was gone.

That's.. That's not what I meant.

Gunn

Oh. You mean.. Well. I'm not so sure that's any of your business.

No, you're probably right. Still, she could get hurt. I trust that won't happen.

Gunn

What are you, her brother?

Apparently..

Gunn

Wesley, I...

She chose. It's just important to me that she's taken care of.

S3 Couplet

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Gunn

I wanna know how he does it. No last name, no bank account. How are you ordering stuff off the web?

It's not that hard, really. All you have to do is hack into the shipping database, find someone who is ordering what you want, then substitute your information. Except that would just be high-tech robbery.

I memorized Cordelia's credit card numbers.

Oh. Low-tech robbery.

S3 Loyalty

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[Angel has just bought some mini-Hockey sticks for him and Connor to use when Connor is older]

Hockey is just a great sport, greatest sport known to man!

Gunn

Dude, Hockey is the WHITEST sport known to man.

That's as may be, but the games are indoors and usually at night.

Gunn

Oh perfect for you then.

[Wesley asks Angel something to which Angel responds whilst Gunn dribbles the Puck about a bit then shoots at the gap under the weapons cabinet]

Gunn

He shoots...HE SCORES!

Yeah with no defender...

[Angel and Gunn start having a mini-game, where Angel robs Gunn of the puck, shoots and badly misses, breaking the window]

AAngel (embarassed)

Yeah well...they're not even regulation size...

S3 Loyalty

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I'm not interested in what you think!

Lorne

Hey, easy guys!

[About Wesley] He took my son.

Gunn

I know this is life and death. I'm just saying, let's get...

[Angel grabs Gunn's shirt collar with both hands and pushes him back.]

He took my son!

Gunn

You better get your damn hands off of me!

Stop it! Stop it both of you! This isn't helping, damn it! [Pushes them apart] Back off! There is only one thing that matters right now, and that is 'where is Connor?'

S3 Sleep Tight

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[Angel visits Wesley in the hospital.]

Hey, Wes. I just -- I want you to know I understand why you did it. I know about the prophecies and I know how hard it must have been for you to... do what you did. You thought I was gonna turn evil and kill my son. I didn't. It's important you know that. This isn't Angelus talking. It's me, Angel. You know that, right?

[Wesley blinks his eyes once]

Good. [grabs a pillow and shoves it down on Wes' face] Son of a bitch, you're gonna pay for what you did! You took my son! You son of a bitch! You bastard! You think I'd forgive you?! Never! You're gonna die! You hear me? You're gonna pay!

OOrderly

[tries to drag Angel off of Wesley] Hey!

[throws him off] You took my son, YOU TOOK MY SON!

Stop it!

You took my son!

Gunn

Angel, stop! [Gunn and the orderlies begin to drag Angel away with success]