Wesley Wyndam-Pryce quotes from Angel

Wesley

Demons with one eye, demons with twelve eyes, some with double vision. No blind demons. Perhaps Angel's discovered a new species.

What, Helen Kellerus Homicidalus?

Cordelia

I want to know what it says about me, if there's torrid romance in my future, massive wealth, if I have to I'll settle for enviable fame.

Wesley

It's an ancient sacred text, not a Magic Eight Ball.

Cordelia

Nobody gets my humor.

Angel

I thought it was funny.

Cordelia

Oh.

Wesley

He's got a soul but he's not a part of the world...he can never be part of the world.

Cordelia

Because he doesn't want stuff? That's ridiculous!

Cordelia

Hey I want that!

Wesley

What connects us to life?

Cordelia

Right now i'm going with 'Doughnut'

Wesley

What connects us to life is the simple truth we are part of it. We live, we grow, we change but Angel...

Cordelia

..can't do any of those things

Wesley

The vampire with the soul, once he fulfills his destiny will 'shanshu.' Become human. It's his reward.

Cordelia

Wow! Angel human!

Angel

That'll be nice.

Gunn

I saw you in bed.

Cordelia

What?

Wesley

I can see that this is none of my business.

Gunn

You too.

Wesley

Now wait just a moment.

Gunn

At the hospital. After Angel's building blew, he sent me there to keep an eye on you.

Wesley

I can sense it. There is a pattern here... Some force was residing at the Hyperion over the last decades, affecting staff and residents. I just fear there is no real way to...

Cordelia

A Thesulac paranoia demon. Whispers to its victims, feeds on their innate insecurities.

Wesley

Angel, you don't think I'm especially paranoid do you?

Angel

Not especially.

Wesley

Good. I was worried.

Wesley

Orb of Ramjerin.

Gunn

"Orb of Ramjerin, please" makes it happen.

Wesley

Please! And do be careful. Ancient conjuring orbs are notoriously fragile.

Wesley

Angel!

Angel

Guys, don't listen to it, alright? What ever it's whispering to you, just ignore it.

Cordelia

They were like this all the way over here in the car.

Angel

Oh.

Cordelia

Oh, this place is never gonna get clean.

Wesley

Buck up. It's just a little dust.

Cordelia

Oh, this isn't mere dust. This is "Son of Dust". This is the kind of dust that spawns countless generations of little baby dust. I give up.

Wesley

I suppose will just have to move our offices back into your apartment, then.

Cordelia

And, I'm dusting.

Wesley

Angel, it's me!

Angel

What are you doing here?

Wesley

Gunn's in trouble. Can't breathe!

Angel

Gunn can't breathe?

Wesley

I can't breathe!

Angel

Oh, sorry.

Wesley

Now, about the naked thing.

Angel

I'll get dressed.

Wesley

Much appreciated.

Angel

Well, it – it's, you know. The whole visibility issue, not to mention the hat head thing. You know, when you really think about it, how come I have to wear the ladies' helmet?

Wesley

Stop being such a wanker and put it on.

Wesley

I am not a sheep!

Cordelia

You are such a sheep. You've never had a single opinion you didn't read in a book.

Wesley

At least I've opened a book.

Cordelia

Oh don't even try with the snooty, Wooly Boy. I was top 10 percent of my class!

Wesley

What class? Advanced bosoms?

Angel

What do we know about telekinesis?

Wesley

Ah yes, the power of moving things with one's mind. That's pretty much it. The power of.. moving.. I.. I'm better with demons, really.

Cordelia

I can't get this bandage to - stop moving!

Angel

I'm not.

Cordelia

Well, then stop breathing.

Angel

I don't breathe.

Cordelia

Then stop flexing your manly boob-muscles or whatever.

Wesley

That's an ugly looking wound.

Angel

It doesn't feel pretty either.

Wesley

We should definitely approach this girl with caution - I guess you already figured that out.

Angel

She's very powerful. We got to find out everything we can about her.

Cordelia

Like, oh, say, her name?

Angel

I was impaled at the time!

Cordelia

Of course. Perfectly understandable.

Angel

Do you know how hard it is to think straight with a rebar through your torso?

Cordelia

Actually, I do. Benefits of a Sunnydale education. No address or anything?

Angel

She said she was staying with a friend.

Cordelia

Well, that narrows it down to people with friends. (to Wesley) Where do we keep that list?