Puppet Angel quotes from Angel

You're kidding.

Angel

In front of people.

And here I am talking about my petty little problems.

Angel

Just wanted to give you a little perspective.

"Copacabana"?

Angel

"Mandy". I don't want to dwell on it.

The road to redemption is a rocky path.

Angel

That it is.

You think we might make it?

Angel

We might.

S2 Judgment

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JJo

I really appreciate you coming through for us like this. But you know how you're not really good at anything? Sure you can do this?

Angel

I grew up around horses.

JJo

How long has it been since you've ridden one?

Angel

It's been a while. But don't worry, it's not something you forget. I can do this. [to the horse] Nice horse. Try not to make me look stupid out there, okay?

S2 Judgment

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Angel

Hey.

Hey.

Angel

How you doing?

Pretty good, I guess. I did sign up for this.

Angel

Regretting the choice?

Bad day. A woman of the girls in the I tried to build her rep by throwing down with me. She had low self-esteem and a homemade knife, so...

Angel

Oh. Is she, you know... alive?

She lives to tell the tale. I took the knife away. And I can't say much for the wrist. She came in.

Angel

So, you didn't kill her?

I really wanted to. Took a beating from the guards, too.

Angel

I'm sorry.

I've earned worse. Guys like us kinda got it coming.

Angel

I had to sing Barry Manilow.

You're kidding. (chuckles)

Angel

In front of people.

(chuckles) And here I am talking about my petty little problems.

Angel

Just wanted to give you a little perspective.

"Copacabana"?

Angel

"Mandy". I don't want to dwell on it.

The road to redemption is a rocky path.

Angel

That it is. (chuckles)

You think we might make it?

Angel

We might. Food getting any better?

You're not so that different from what I grew up on. It's a little one-note, eating the same thing every day.

Angel

I wonder what that's like.

Right.

S2 Judgment

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Something the matter?

Angel

[looking at the dark liquid in his glass] I, um, I think it's gone bad. It's starting to coagulate.

S2 Are You Now or Have You Ever Been

Huh? No - that's cinnamon. [off Angel's look] What, I can't try something?

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Angel, you don't think I'm especially paranoid do you?

Angel

Not especially.

S2 Are You Now or Have You Ever Been

Good. I was worried.

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[Wesley holds out a hand to where Gunn is fiddling with a backpack and snaps his fingers.]

Orb of Ramjerin.

Gunn

"Orb of Ramjerin, please" makes it happen.

Please! And do be careful. Ancient conjuring orbs are notoriously fragile.

[Gunn tosses the orb to Wesley and Wesley has to drop the book and crouch down to catch it.]

Angel!

Angel

Guys, don't listen to it, alright? What ever it's whispering to you, just ignore it.

S2 Are You Now or Have You Ever Been

They were like this all the way over here in the car.

Angel

Oh.

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Angel

I still can't believe you're here. I mean...I killed you.

I'm over that. You haven't told anyone else about these dates of ours, have you?

Angel

No. I want you all for myself.

I know how you feel.

Angel

It's so strange.

But good.

Angel

But good.

[They kiss as the song ends.]

Lorne

Somebody get these two love-vamps a room!

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[She takes a piece of ice out of her drink and draws a line with it down the middle of Angel's chest. He starts to laugh.]

Angel

Why are you so good to me - after everything I did?

Because - you and I are one.

[She draws the ice cube across Angel's lips. The phone stops ringing]

See? I told you it would stop.

[She leans down and they kiss.]'

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Angel, it's me!

Angel

What are you doing here?

Gunn's in trouble. Can't breathe!

Angel

Gunn can't breathe?

I can't breathe!

Angel

Oh, sorry.

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Now, about the naked thing.

Angel

I'll get dressed.

Much appreciated.

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[He comes up behind Darla and wraps his arms around her.]

Angel

What are you thinking about?

[We hear a soft knocking in the background.]

You. Us.

Angel

You seem sad.

It's just...I have to go.

Angel

Where?

Away.

Angel

I'll go with you.

You can't. I'm in danger.

Angel

I'll protect you.

[She turns around in his arms as the knocking becomes the sound of hammering.]

You're too busy protecting everyone else.

[They almost kiss, but the hammering gets louder and they look over to see Wesley putting a nail into an upright coffin.]

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Angel

Well, it – it's, you know. The whole visibility issue, not to mention the hat head thing. You know, when you really think about it, how come I have to wear the ladies' helmet?

Stop being such a wanker and put it on.

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[Angel walks into the hotel lobby looking beat.]

Honey, you're home.

Angel

Hi.

You look beat. What's wrong?

Angel

Nothing.

Save any lives today?

Angel

A few. Yeah.

Did any of your friends say thank you?

Angel

Not exactly.

Hmm, typical. You know, next time you see them I'm really going to say something to them.

Angel

It's okay.

No. It isn't. [Puts her hands on his arms] You give and you give and you give.

Angel

I'm used to it.

Always the protector, never the protected.

Angel

I have so many things to make up for.

And you have. You take care of so many people. But who takes care of you?

Angel

You do.

That's right. I do. Come on. Lean back. Now, you just relax and let Darla take care of you.

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How's that?

Angel

Good.

I'm just getting started, baby. [She starts kissing her way down his bare chest.] I know how to please you. All you have to do is let me.

[Darla kisses his chest, his neck, his mouth, mirroring the dream action in real life without Angel showing any sign of waking. Darla looks down at his sleeping face.]

Mmm, I could just eat you up.

[Darla leans down and kisses the side of his neck.]

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Gunn's been working hard for us. He should be pulling in a check.

Angel

I'll think about asking him.