Puppet Angel quotes from Angel

Angel

What do we know about telekinesis?

Wesley

Ah yes, the power of moving things with one's mind. That's pretty much it. The power of.. moving.. I.. I'm better with demons, really.

Cordelia

I can't get this bandage to - stop moving!

Angel

I'm not.

Cordelia

Well, then stop breathing.

Angel

I don't breathe.

Cordelia

Then stop flexing your manly boob-muscles or whatever.

Wesley

That's an ugly looking wound.

Angel

It doesn't feel pretty either.

Wesley

We should definitely approach this girl with caution - I guess you already figured that out.

Angel

She's very powerful. We got to find out everything we can about her.

Cordelia

Like, oh, say, her name?

Angel

I was impaled at the time!

Cordelia

Of course. Perfectly understandable.

Angel

Do you know how hard it is to think straight with a rebar through your torso?

Cordelia

Actually, I do. Benefits of a Sunnydale education. No address or anything?

Angel

She said she was staying with a friend.

Cordelia

Well, that narrows it down to people with friends. (to Wesley) Where do we keep that list?

Angel

You gotta learn to lose, sweetie.

Lilah

Did I mention you're not invited in?

Cordelia

He's been doing for us. He should pull in a check.

Angel

I'll think about asking him, all right?

Cordelia

No think, pay. That's an order.

Angel

Hey! How about we pretend that you work for me.

Cordelia

You are really unpleasant-

Angel

Then why don't we pretend that you don't.

Cordelia

You can't fire me. I'm vision girl. [Sticks her tongue out.]

Angel

All right, I'll think about asking him, okay? Maybe. On a case by case.

Cordelia

My hero.

Wesley

I was going to suggest that.

Cordelia

Mm-hm.

Wesley

What about my salary? That's fixed too.

Cordelia

What if every time you identified a demon in one of your big old books, we gave you ten bucks? Or a chicken pot pie?

Wesley

Wait, I have another idea -- no. Get a vision!

Cordelia

Well, it's not like you can hit me in the head and wham, it happens!

Wesley

What if we test that theory with one of my big old books?

Angel

Children, stop bickering.

Angel

So you're what Wolfram and Hart brought back in that box. And they brought you back as a human. They think I won't kill one. You want to know what I think? I think they don't know me that well.

Angel

You feel what this place was before they excavated it? The convent you remember how much I like convents.

Angel

Come on Darla, you and I are too old to play games. I need to talk to the real you.

Angel

It's been a long time since I said this to anyone [He rips her jacket off her shoulder and bares her neck.] but you can scream all you want."

Darla

Oh. Oh I'm not gonna scream.

Darla

There's my boy.

Angel

I'm not crazy, I'm telling you I saw her.

Wesley

Who?

Angel

Darla.

Wesley

Where?

Angel

Right between the clowns and the big talking hot dog.

Angel

I smelled her, I know her scent.

Wesley

You can't just...

Angel

You had sex last night with a bleached blonde.

Wesley

Good Lord!

Angel

The table seems far.

Cordelia

Aw, you must be all worn out from sleeping for the last three days! [to Wesley] It's like living with the world's oldest teenager. He can't be having a growth spurt at two-hundred and forty-eight, could he?

Angel

Two forty-seven!

Wesley

Release her, or die.

Angel

Don't I say that?

Angel

Were you in Virginia?

Wesley

That's beside the point.

Cordelia

[pushes "open" button] They have vampire detectors!

Gunn

We know, it's cool. He's got a plan.

Wesley

A plan?

Angel

Yeah. [pushes a floor button] I get to the offices before they stop me.

Gunn

See? [whips his head around to stare at Angel] What? That's the plan? Walkin' real quick was "the plan"?

Cordelia

[pushes open] Angel, this is crazy. Listen to yourself. You're all insane and angry and [Angel pushes up] insane! You need help!

Angel

I'm not insane and I'm not angry.

Wesley

Euugh!

Gunn

Man, that's nasty.

Angel

Maybe I'm a little angry.

Cordelia

"Maybe"?!

Angel

We're going, I don't have to sing.

Cordelia

Oh, thank God! [Angel stares at her.] I-I mean, for your sake, because I know you don't like to do that.

Angel

Uh huh.

Cordelia

Angel, Gunn, what happened?

Angel

He got hit.

Cordelia

By who? The swami? Swamies don't hit. Swamies swam.

Angel

Why is Wesley wearing my coat?

Wesley

We have to go. Angel you take Gunn, go to the front of the house. Cordelia, we'll to to the back.

Angel

Wesley?

Wesley

Oh, right. I'm sorry, you know this sort of thing best. How should we proceed?

Angel

Uhm ... well, Gunn and I could - take the back?

Wesley

Very good. Lets go.

Angel

Uh, Wesley, can I get my coat back?