Puppet Angel quotes from Angel

Buffy

She tried to kill you!

Angel

that was just...that was just a cry for help.

Buffy

A cry for help, is when you say "help" in a loud voice.

Angel

I know Faith did some bad things to you

Buffy

You can't possibly know

Angel

You can't possibly know what she's going through!

Buffy

But of course you do. I'm sorry. I can't be in your club. I've never murdered anybody.

Angel

Buffy, this wasn't about you. This was about saving somebody's soul. That's what I do here and you're not a part of it. That was your idea, remember? We stay away from each other.

Buffy

I came here because you were in danger.

Angel

I'm in danger every day. You came here because of Faith. You were looking for vengeance.

Buffy

I have a right to it!

Angel

Not in my city!

Buffy

I have someone in my life now, that I love. It's not what you and I had. It's very new. You know what makes it new? I trust him, I know him.

Angel

That's great, it's nice you moved on; I can't. You found someone new; I'm not allowed to, remember? I see you again, it cuts me up inside, and the person I share that with is me. You don't know me anymore, so don't come down here with your great new life and expect me to do things your way. Go home.

Buffy

See? Faith wins again.

Angel

[huskily] Go.

Wesley

[about Faith] I hope she's strong enough to make it... Peace is not an easy thing to find.

Angel

She has a chance.

Cordelia

Oh, I've missed that smell!

Wesley

Camembert, I believe.

Cordelia

What? No, money. I like to smell a little money once in a while.

Angel

She's not just saying that. Hide some in the office sometime and watch her. It's uncanny.

Are you familiar with Dungeons & Dragons?

Angel

Yeah. I've seen a few.

Wesley

You mean the, uh, role-playing game.

Angel

Oh. Game. Right.

Gunn

How come you do it? How come you're out here?

Angel

What else are we gonna do? I'll be around.

Gunn

I don't need no help.

Angel

I might.

Cordelia

They locked ya in, huh?

Angel

No, I just love ol' meat lockers.

Wesley

You should've tried to call us on your cell phone. You probably forgot you had it.

Angel

These things hardly ever work. Besides, it was a lot easier and quicker to just ... Look I'm the boss here, I ... say when we're gonna use the cell phones and ... people are gonna die here and I ... have to go.

Gunn

What are you doing out here?

Angel

Skulking. Professionally.

Lindsey

Well, our files aren't a hundred percent, but I guess it's fair to say you've never seen anything like real poverty. I'm talking dirt poor. No shoes, no toilet, six of us kids in one room. And come flu season it was down to four. I was seven when they took the house. They just came right in and took it. And my daddy's being nice, you know? Joking with the bastards while he signs the deed. So yeah, we had a choice. You got stepped on or you got to stepping. And I swore to myself that I was not gonna be the guy standing there with a stupid grin on my face while my life got dribbled out.

Angel

[head falls off hand] [pretends to jolt awake] I'm sorry, I nodded off. Did you get to the part where you're evil?

Lindsey

I get myself killed, that'll convince you I've changed?

Angel

It's a start.

Cordelia

I want to know what it says about me, if there's torrid romance in my future, massive wealth, if I have to I'll settle for enviable fame.

Wesley

It's an ancient sacred text, not a Magic Eight Ball.

Cordelia

Nobody gets my humor.

Angel

I thought it was funny.

Cordelia

Oh.

[after Angel storms into a vision-delirious Cordelia's hospital room] You can't be in here! ...Are you family?

Angel

[pushes her aside] Yes!

Kate

Never a dull moment when you're around is there?

Angel

I have to go.

Kate

Who the hell do you think you are?! You are a major witness in a major crime scene. You're not going anywhere!

Angel

You wanna try and stop me, Kate?

Kate

I'm glad were not playing friends anymore, and I'm real sick and tired of your attitude. There is a thing called the law.

Angel

This isn't about the law. It's about a little thing called life. Now, I'm sorry about your father, but I didn't kill your father and I'm sick and tired of you blaming me for everything you can't handle. You wanna be enemies? Try me!

Wesley

The vampire with the soul, once he fulfills his destiny will 'shanshu.' Become human. It's his reward.

Cordelia

Wow! Angel human!

Angel

That'll be nice.

Lorne

My question first, and tell the truth because you know I'll know: Why "Mandy?"

Angel

I know the words. And, I think it's kinda pretty.