Faith Lehane quotes from Angel

Faith

We've only done one of the five basic torture groups. We've done blunt, but that still leaves sharp, hot, cold, and loud.

Faith

Face it, Wesley, you really were a jerk. Always walking around like you had a great big stake shoved up your English Channel.

Faith

I gotta be the first slayer in history to be sponsored by a vampire.

Faith

Arf,arf psycho

Wesley

I was your watcher Faith, I know the real you. But even if you kill me there is just one thing I want you to remember.

Faith

What's that love?

Wesley

You are a piece of shi...

Faith

You should talk. I guess I'll have to try a little harder huh?

Faith

I'm evil! I'm bad! I'm evil! Do you hear me? I'm bad! Angel, I'm bad!

Faith

I'm ba-ad. Do you hear me? I'm bad! I'm bad! I'm bad. Please. Angel, please, just do it.

Faith

Angel please, just do it. Just do it. Just kill me. Just kill me.

Angel

Shh. It's all right. It's okay. I'm here. I'm right here. Shh.

Angel

You should be resting.

Faith

I've been asleep for eight months. You rest.

Faith

[About Wesley] Are you saying I got to apologize?

Angel

Think you can?

Faith

I don't know. How do you say, "Gee, really sorry that I tortured you nearly to death"?

Angel

Well, first off I think I'd leave off the "Gee"...

Buffy

You're not gonna run, Faith.

Faith

What do you wanna do? You gonna throw me off the road again?

Buffy

Any reason what I shouldn't?

Faith

There's nothing I can do for you, B. I can't ever make it right.

Buffy

So you're just going to take off again. Leave us to clean up yet another one of your messes.

Faith

It would make things easier for you.

Buffy

Till you got bored with the whole guilt thing, decided to come back to shake things up?

Faith

That's not gonna happen.

Buffy

You're right. It's not.

Faith

Angel said there was no way you were gonna give me a chance.

Buffy

I gave you every chance! I tried so hard to help you, and you spat on me. My life was just something for you to play with. Angel, Riley, anything that you could take from me, you took. I've lost battles before, but nobody else has ever made me a victim.

Faith

And you can't stand that. You're all about control. You have no idea what it's like on the other side. When nothing's in control, nothing makes sense. There's just pain and hate, and nothing you do means anything. You can't even--

Buffy

Shut up!

Faith

Just tell me how to make it better.

Angel

I had to sing Barry Manilow.

Faith

You're kidding.

Angel

In front of people.

Faith

And here I am talking about my petty little problems.

Angel

Just wanted to give you a little perspective.

Faith

"Copacabana"?

Angel

"Mandy". I don't want to dwell on it.

Faith

The road to redemption is a rocky path.

Angel

That it is.

Faith

You think we might make it?

Angel

We might.

Angel

Hey.

Faith

Hey.

Angel

How you doing?

Faith

Pretty good, I guess. I did sign up for this.

Angel

Regretting the choice?

Faith

Bad day. A woman of the girls in the I tried to build her rep by throwing down with me. She had low self-esteem and a homemade knife, so...

Angel

Oh. Is she, you know... alive?

Faith

She lives to tell the tale. I took the knife away. And I can't say much for the wrist. She came in.

Angel

So, you didn't kill her?

Faith

I really wanted to. Took a beating from the guards, too.

Angel

I'm sorry.

Faith

I've earned worse. Guys like us kinda got it coming.

Angel

I had to sing Barry Manilow.

Faith

You're kidding. (chuckles)

Angel

In front of people.

Faith

(chuckles) And here I am talking about my petty little problems.

Angel

Just wanted to give you a little perspective.

Faith

"Copacabana"?

Angel

"Mandy". I don't want to dwell on it.

Faith

The road to redemption is a rocky path.

Angel

That it is. (chuckles)

Faith

You think we might make it?

Angel

We might. Food getting any better?

Faith

You're not so that different from what I grew up on. It's a little one-note, eating the same thing every day.

Angel

I wonder what that's like.

Faith

Right.

Wesley

We need you.

Faith

Well, uh, hate to wet the paper for you Wes, but I'm kinda unavailable right now. Maybe you wanna check back in a few decades when my parole comes up.

Wesley

You need to know...

Faith

It's Armageddon again. I dig. Last thing you need's me in the mix. Besides, Angel comes shinin' through in the end like he always does.

Wesley

Angel's gone, Faith. Angelus is back.

Faith

Step away from the glass.

Faith

(after jumping from a 3-story window and smashing a car rooftop) You okay?

Wesley

Five by five.

Faith

I'm not gonna kill him, Wesley. Angelus. Don't care what you thought you sprung me for, Angel's the only one in my life that never gave up on me. There's no way I'm giving up on...

Wesley

I know. That's why it had to be you.

Wesley

Feel natural?

Faith

Eh, it's like riding a biker.