“Hayley, don't make me have to spare your...” – Stan, American Dad! ... TV Quotes Database

[Stan aims a shotgun at Hayley]

Hayley, don't make me have to [she quickly snatches the shotgun from him and aims it at him] [lovingly and quickly speaking] spare your life because you're a part of the family!

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