“The path to happiness?” – Hayley, American Dad! ... TV Quotes Database

Hayley

The path to happiness?

Stan

Yeah. It starts in Marriage Land and runs through Mommy Town. Final destination - Housewife City, where you watch TV all day long and blame everything on a Mexican woman who only comes on Tuesdays.

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