American Dad! · Season 1, Episode 20
“Roger 'n Me” · Season 1, Episode 20
In this episode: Roger (3), Stan Smith (2), Francine Smith (1)
When you ran over your wife - twice - it caused her brain to detach from her central nervous system. She's what we, in the medical profession, call "a husk."
I've heard of that.
We can reattach her brain, but it's an experimental prodecure your insurance won't cover.
That's my wife. I don't care how much it is, I'll pay it!
It's $178,000.
What if I don't need her to talk?
Stan might be an insensitive feelings-hurter, but he'd never cheat on you.
It's not Stan I'm worried about. It's the female "entertainment" I don't trust. Men throw a little cash out 'em, they'll do anything. Then sometimes when you're on the floor with another girl, guys'll throw money, then pick it up and throw the same singles out there again. Like I'm an idiot. Like I don't have peripheral vision!
[awkward pause]
You got a best buddy? Can I be your second buddy?
Let's see, how do I hang an air freshner on this? You are a total waste waste of space. I often dream of killing you.
[inhales]
Ah, Mountain Pine.
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