You know what? I'm not even in the mood for your issues.
My issues? What are my issues?
Look, lady.
Ally.
LLarry
Jackson.
First, you're kissing me.
[Gesturing to Larry] I thought you were him.
Then you climbed into bed.
[Gesturing to Renee] I thought you were her.
Then your hands were all up on my privates.
Well, because I thought it was the remote control.
LLarry
Hold on!
You found the remote, now, didn't you?
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