[Michelle appears and wants to make sure she and René are alone]
Is the coast clear?
RenéWe are fifty miles from the coast! How would I know?
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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Played by Gorden Kaye
'Allo 'Allo! · 90 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in 'Allo 'Allo!: in 17 of its 90 quotes
Most scenes with: Edith Artois (4), Lieutenant Hubert Gruber (4), Officer Crabtree (3)
Scenes with René Artois 12
RenéYou were always a Twitcher.
RenéI'm still Twitching.
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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