Lil quotes from All Grown Up!

Kimi

I've got to admit — Nicholas hanging on your arm does make a statement!

(fake smiles and has a monster voice) Yeah, it says...I'M HANGING WITH A BLITHERING IDIOT!

Kimi

Huh?

I've decided to drop the spitball project. Instead, I'm doing a case study on Nicholas entitled: The Mind of the Mindless.

You're running for what?!

Chuckie

Safety commissioner.

And why are you doing this?

Chuckie

(trying to open his locker) My whole life, safety has been like a loony uncle locked away in the attic. It's time I took off the shackles and let him into the good part of the house! I've got pretty good odds, too. The only other candidate is Amelia somebody. She is so quiet, no one knows who she is. (opens the locker door and hits Phil and Lil with it) See, this is just the thing that could easily have been avoided. (Slams locker door on Tommy's thumb)

Tommy

Somebody get a crowbar and some butter!

Tommy

Wait 'til yo hear your parts, guys.

I love the theater: the lights, costumes, make-up, applause.

Good. Now, how do you feel about a skit in a history assembly?

Hmm... yeah. Well, it is extra credit.

Kimi

I don't know. History is so passé.

Tommy

Not my version. These guys were cool, real rebels, the original American bad boys. It's going to rock; and I picked you guys over everyone.

No one else wanted to do it, right?

Tommy

That, too.

Kimi

(about her part in the play) Who am I?!

Tommy

Are you ready? Kimi, Lil, you're... "the people"!

"The people"?!

Tommy

Yeah! They're, uh... important.

You know what, "by the people, for the people".

(rapping/singing)

(after rehearsing the play) Cut! Thomas, were "the people," by any chance, a chorus of idiots?!

Kimi

We want better parts!

Tommy

Sorry.

Hm!

Chuckie

Just once, I'd like to know what it feels like to be genuinely popular.

Huh! And what are we, deformed mutants?

Kimi

Well, we are "the people."

Tommy

Chuckie, we're popular.

Chuckie

No, we're normal - except maybe Phil.

Hey! (trips and makes Chuckie fall down.)

What is it, Chuck?

Chuckie

Just reading the fine print. Specifically, that Slosh Mountain is not responsible for extreme bodily harm.

Ah, you know lawyers. Always so worried about losing limbs.

Ten bucks says I can throw up more times than anyone here.

Kimi

You're on!

Don't do it, Kimi. He has a wicked gag reflex.

This is it! Whiplash Gorge: the only ride in the world with its own hospital!

They're stuff of dreams.

Chuckie

Bad dreams.

Kimi

(looking at Whiplash Gorge) You'd have to be crazy to go on this thing. (changes tone from worry to excitement) Who's first?!

Heellppp meeeeeee!

Kimi

(on walkie-talkie) Team Leader Alpha to Team Leader Delta. Report. Over.

This is Team Leader Delta. Over.

Kimi

Lil, what happened to Phil?

I relieved him of command. He was being an idiot.

So, why'd you even come, Angelica?

Angelica

Are you kidding? Don't you know it's always the gorgous girl with the naturally bouncy hair who stays behind in the house, and never makes it to the end of the movie? I'd be a goner.

Angelica

You preteens are lucky your parents are smart enough to have someone my age around to figure these things out.

You know, she's right.

That may be the scariest thought all night.

How 'bout we squeeze in some "Lil time" tomorrow. After practice, we can have a girls night out.

We're not shopping for bras, are we?

That's your father's department.

Everything around here is always soccer, soccer, soccer.

Dad, can you put on the Soccer Channel?

(Singing to everyone) Home, home on the range. Where the deer and the antelope play. Where seldom is heard a discouraging word. And the skies are not cloudy all day. (Stops singing and probably evil laughs probably at everyone, to Lil) Not bad, huh?

I don't know you.

(to Lil) This is all your fault, you know?!

You're the one who wanted separate parties!