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Puke-o-rama! This milk is bad as bad gets.
Worse even!
Uh, guys, that's your milk. You're drinkin' my science project. I'm growing different bacteria to see which has the reekage quotient.
[Tommy and Chuckie drop their milk in disgust.]
You're running for what?!
Safety commissioner.
And why are you doing this?
(trying to open his locker) My whole life, safety has been like a loony uncle locked away in the attic. It's time I took off the shackles and let him into the good part of the house! I've got pretty good odds, too. The only other candidate is Amelia somebody. She is so quiet, no one knows who she is. (opens the locker door and hits Phil and Lil with it) See, this is just the thing that could easily have been avoided. (Slams locker door on Tommy's thumb)
Somebody get a crowbar and some butter!
(about her part in the play) Who am I?!
Are you ready? Kimi, Lil, you're... "the people"!
"The people"?!
Yeah! They're, uh... important.
You know what, "by the people, for the people".
(rapping/singing)
(after rehearsing the play) Cut! Thomas, were "the people," by any chance, a chorus of idiots?!
We want better parts!
Sorry.
Hm!
Just once, I'd like to know what it feels like to be genuinely popular.
Huh! And what are we, deformed mutants?
Well, we are "the people."
Chuckie, we're popular.
No, we're normal - except maybe Phil.
Hey! (trips and makes Chuckie fall down.)
Phil, can I ask you a personal question?
Okay, I didn't shower before I got in. But no one takes that rule seriously.
[Lifeguard blows his whistle, Phil stands up and gets hosed down.]
I don't know about her, but I do feel weird around Tommy when he's around Olivia. She's pretty nice though, and she didn't cry when I accidentally hit her in the head with a giant snowball.
That was an accident?
Okay, I was totally aiming for the head.
Wait a minute, if we're all here — who's guarding the mountain?
Nobody, we're not playing the game, we're hiding from Angelica.
Not to mention they finally re-opened Whiplash Gorge.
After settling all these pesky lawsuits.
What is it, Chuck?
Just reading the fine print. Specifically, that Slosh Mountain is not responsible for extreme bodily harm.
Ah, you know lawyers. Always so worried about losing limbs.
Ten bucks says I can throw up more times than anyone here.
You're on!
Don't do it, Kimi. He has a wicked gag reflex.
This is it! Whiplash Gorge: the only ride in the world with its own hospital!
[Lil, Chuckie, Phil, and Kimi watch as an ambulence pulls up carrying a man in his bathing suit with a bandaged head and a balloon.]
They're stuff of dreams.
Bad dreams.
(looking at Whiplash Gorge) You'd have to be crazy to go on this thing. (changes tone from worry to excitement) Who's first?!
Heellppp meeeeeee!
I see something in your eyes, dude. Something I've never seen there before.
I call it amptitude, my man.
No, it's called eye crust. Don't you wash your face in the morning?
You preteens are lucky your parents are smart enough to have someone my age around to figure these things out.
You know, she's right.
That may be the scariest thought all night.
Everything around here is always soccer, soccer, soccer.
Dad, can you put on the Soccer Channel?
(to Tommy and Chuckie) Tell me the truth, answer me!
Mom, Dad, I don't wanna answer him the question!
Answer me, she (Wally)'s really good, ain't she?!
(to Phil) Yeah!
TommyE. G. Daily · 55 quotes
ChuckieNancy Cartwright · 52 quotes
LLil32 quotes
AngelicaCheryl Chase · 29 quotes
KimiDionne Quan · 25 quotes
DilTara Strong · 22 quotes
SusieCree Summer · 15 quotes
StuJack Riley · 9 quotes
PPangborn8 quotes
BGrandpa Boris7 quotes
BBetty6 quotes
DidiMelanie Chartoff · 6 quotes
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