Itch, I can't tell you and that vacuum cleaner apart anymore.
Oh, is that a short leg joke or something?
Who stepped on your tail? I was talking about your whining.
[angrily to Charlie] I'm gonna tell you a joke. My dog has no nose.
Then how does he smell?
Terrible. And no offense, but so do you, Charlie!
That's my signature smell.
Well then you need never worry about forgeries!
Hi, Charlie. Freezer's broken at the supermarket. Want some thawed fish sticks?
I'm not in the mood for fish sticks.
Let me guess. Pretty little poodle took your heart for a one-way ride to the country?
Try this. Flea-ridden little wiener dog takes my edible garbage to the dumpster.
[sighs] Itchy is one clean wiener dog.
[taking a fish stick] Who's he think he is? The big nag. [puts the stick in his mouth] He treats me like a child, like, I got no manners. [grunts and bangs his fist on the counter] Next, he'll be alphabetizing my garbage, and he calls me inconsiderate. [ironically, he steals a fish stick from a bowl a dog waiter is carrying]
So Itchy whines a little big? The guy vacuums and even does windows. I wish he'd come to my house once a week.
Well, then you take him! Just don't send him back. [chokes] Turning blue!
[turns Charlie around and thrusts her front paws around his waist, making the food in his mouth come out and onto a bowl of food another dog waiter is carrying] You never know, Charlie. Itchy just may be like that comfy old pillow you throw out, and then you miss it when it's gone.
Yeah, well, a pillow never called me lazy.
Charlie I don't know what is the matter with you.
But, Itchy, he's your best friend. Isn't there one thing you like about him?
Yeah. He ain't here.
[unaware that Annabelle is appearing as an image on one of their windows, watching] How about if I just stop talkin' to ya?
[also unaware] Oh, that should be easy, 'cause I won't be here to talk to.
All right. Stop that, you two!
Annabelle!
[gasps] Now see what you did?
Eh-eh-em...?
Me? You're the one who...
Shh. Enough! I can hear you arguing all the way to heaven! You're supposed to be angels! Role models, for goodness sake! Now, Charles, Itchy, I want you to show a little understanding. A little kindness toward each other. Or else!
CICharlie and Itchy
Sorry.
You two have a wonderful friendship, but it's at stake right now. If you don't do something to save it, I will.
[Even so, Charlie and Itchy have continued to fight, such as by squirting ketchup and mustard and throwing things at each other]
I warned you. Now we'll do it my way.
Annabelle.
Uh-oh.
Whoa...what are you gonna do, Annabelle?
If you can't see the diamond because of its flaws, you must walk a mile on each other's paws.
I don't like this!
Too bad. [the ghosts of Charlie and Itchy leave their own bodies] Until you can learn to appreciate each other, you're stuck with it.
[Charlie and Itchy's ghosts enter each other's bodies]
[in Charlie's body] I don't care how you smell, Charlie. Being big is a big responsibility.
[Because Charlie and Itchy have finally learned to appreciate each other, their spirits leave each other's bodies and go back into their own]
[seeing Charlie and Itchy getting along again] Look, Sasha. Our plan worked.
BSBess and Sasha
[in unison] If they only knew. [giggling]
Heh. Hey, Itch. Check out the girls. They never had a clue.
CICharlie and Itchy
[in unison, about the body swap] If they only knew. [laughing]
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