Sasha and Charlie in “Mutts Ado About Nothing”

Hi, Charlie. Freezer's broken at the supermarket. Want some thawed fish sticks?

I'm not in the mood for fish sticks.

Let me guess. Pretty little poodle took your heart for a one-way ride to the country?

Try this. Flea-ridden little wiener dog takes my edible garbage to the dumpster.

[sighs] Itchy is one clean wiener dog.

[taking a fish stick] Who's he think he is? The big nag. [puts the stick in his mouth] He treats me like a child, like, I got no manners. [grunts and bangs his fist on the counter] Next, he'll be alphabetizing my garbage, and he calls me inconsiderate. [ironically, he steals a fish stick from a bowl a dog waiter is carrying]

So Itchy whines a little big? The guy vacuums and even does windows. I wish he'd come to my house once a week.

Well, then you take him! Just don't send him back. [chokes] Turning blue!

[turns Charlie around and thrusts her front paws around his waist, making the food in his mouth come out and onto a bowl of food another dog waiter is carrying] You never know, Charlie. Itchy just may be like that comfy old pillow you throw out, and then you miss it when it's gone.

Yeah, well, a pillow never called me lazy.

Charlie I don't know what is the matter with you.