[Even so, Charlie and Itchy have continued to fight, such as by squirting ketchup and mustard and throwing things at each other]
I warned you. Now we'll do it my way.
ItchyAnnabelle.
Uh-oh.
Voiced by Dom DeLuise
All Dogs Go to Heaven: The Series · 71 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in All Dogs Go to Heaven: The Series: in 29 of its 71 quotes
Most scenes with: Charlie (23), Annabelle (8), Sasha (7)
Scenes with Itchy 26
ItchyItchyWhoa...what are you gonna do, Annabelle?
If you can't see the diamond because of its flaws, you must walk a mile on each other's paws.
I don't like this!
Too bad. [the ghosts of Charlie and Itchy leave their own bodies] Until you can learn to appreciate each other, you're stuck with it.
[Charlie and Itchy's ghosts enter each other's bodies]
[seeing Charlie and Itchy getting along again] Look, Sasha. Our plan worked.
BSBess and Sasha
[in unison] If they only knew. [giggling]
Heh. Hey, Itch. Check out the girls. They never had a clue.
CICharlie and Itchy
[in unison, about the body swap] If they only knew. [laughing]
[Sasha sings the episode's titular song against Charlie, rejecting him as a boyfriend]
[singing] If you had what it takes,
You would be quite the gentle-hound,
A more sentimental hound,
Less of a flake.
You'd be my hero
Instead of a zero
If you had what it takes.
Itchy[spoken] Come on, Sasha. What do you want, anyway?
[singing] I want the perfect dog
Who'd never make me wait.
SCSasha and Charlie
[singing] The perfect dog
[singing] It's more fun to irritate.
[singing] The perfect dog
Who'd shower me flowers.
SCSasha and Charlie
[singing] The perfect dog.
[singing] You'd be sniffling for hours.
[singing] So very 'phisticated.
[singing] That's overrated.
[singing] Someone who'd risk his hide.
[singing] Who'd take you for a ride.
[singing] Who'd make me feel so proud.
[singing] Stop walking on a cloud.
[singing] To have them by my side.
Itchy[spoken] Gee, it's gettin' awful hot in here, ain't it?
[singing] The perfect dog, I long to see.
The perfect dog, the dog for me.
The perfect dog. You'll never be
The perfect dog!
[singing] Uh, I hate to deflate you.
Or invalidate you.
This pie-in-the-sky guy
Will just nauseate you.
Life would be boring.
You'd spend all day snoring?
[spoken] Is that what you want?
Itchy[spoken] You know, Sasha, if you ask me, I think Charlie's got a point. Don't you think so? I think so.
SCSasha and Charlie
[singing] The perfect dog.
[singing] He's only in your dreams.
SCSasha and Charlie
[singing] The perfect dog.
[spoken] I've had it with your schemes!
[singing] I want the perfect dog!
[singing] There is no such creature!
Itchy[singing] The only perfect dog is in an animated feature!
[singing] Tender and kind.
[singing] They say love is blind.
[singing] You're out of your league!
[singing] You're out of your mind!
SCSasha and Charlie
[singing] The perfect dog.
[singing] I only want...
[singing] You'll never find...
SCSasha and Charlie
[singing] The perfect dog.
Itchy[spoken] Come on and kiss.
SCSasha and Charlie
[spoken] Stay out of this! [singing] The perfect dog.
[singing] You'll never be...
[singing] Who'll wanna be...
SCSasha and Charlie
[singing] The perfect dog!
S1 E13 The Perfect Dog
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Come on, pal. Ime-tay oo-tay am-scray.
ItchyO-nay. Listen, Charlie. I don't speak, uh, Pig Latin. I mean, I, I...I never studied abroad. [Sasha angrily throws some kitchenware at them] Right! I understand that!
[Charlie and Itchy run out of the cafe]
[angrily chasing after them] If I get my paws on you, Charlie Barkin, you'll wish you'd never been born!
Boy, Itch, is she crazy about me or what?
S1 E13 The Perfect Dog
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[agreeing with Belladonna] Hey, "easy" is my kind of word, especially when it's spelled M-E-A-T.
ItchyCharlie, you can't listen to her! She's evil! [Belladonna uses her tail to whack him onto the meat pile and a slice of meat lands on Itchy's muzzle]
S2 E1 La Doggie Vita
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Itchy, I don't believe it! How can Annabelle send me on a new job?
ItchyWell, she probably think we are cats.
Not today I don't!
S2 E3 Charlie's Cat-Astrophe
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ItchyWho knew Annabelle was an Outer Limits fan?
Yeah, explains a lot, doesn't it?
S2 E9 The Rexx Files
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Hello, Charles.
(Annabelle appears on the tin box or whatever it is)
Annabelle. Gee, what a treat.
ItchyOoh. This is another mission, right?
(Charlie launches a pickle at the box with a spoon)
Yes, Itchiford. One of the Flea Bite regulars, eh-heh-hem... needs your help.
Oh, yeah? Oh, I hope it's that cute Pekingese up there.
No. It's a cute female down there. (points downward under the table)
CICharlie & Itchy
Huh?
(A "cute female" under the table is a gray mouse with a pink pouch)
Meet Moxie.
(A drop of ketchup falls from the table into Moxie's path, but she dodges)
Whoa! Hey, jerk! Why don't you slop on someone your own size?
A mouse? Who cares about a measly mouse?
Heaven cares.
(Charlie is about to quit the mission after what he's been through)
(on some kind of clock) Charles, I've never known you to be a quitter.
Look, Annabelle, I've been gassed, slimed, washed away, stepped on, steam-cleaned. This is not my idea of a good time.
(He walks away)
No? Then think about the mice. They live with this every day.
Then why don't they just move away?
(Annabelle reappears on another monitor)
You can't get away from pollution. It's everywhere.
(She snaps, and the monitor changes to a video of toxic paint dripping from an aqueduct with a city in the background)
It's not just a problem for mice.
(This changes to an image of a spilled bucket of paint above ground with the underground beneath, with some red paint dripping through the soil, but Charlie makes shadow puppets over it)
The Earth is like a sponge that soaks everything in.
(Now it changes to some water underground turning green)
It seeps down to the groundwater...
(The bottom of an open pipe underneath the green groundwater is seen)
... then pumps pull the groundwater right back up into the city.
(Charlie stops the shadow puppets when we see a clip of Itchy filling a water dish with paint-tainted water from the hose, and then Charlie laps it up with his tongue)
You and Itchy drink water that has Carface's poisons in it.
(The clip then changes to Charlie and Itchy sitting while coughing, and soon back to Annabelle's image)
Wait a minute. You mean, that paint, going down the drain, I, I'm-- (gasps) Carface! No way am I gonna let you poison me! Thanks, Annabelle!
(He sees Moxie and Itchy sitting and moping)
Hey, what are you two sitting around for? We've got a machine to shut down!
Why is he doing this? I've been nothing but sassy with him.
ItchyThat's probably why. Charlie loves a challenge.
(Charlie and Itchy have just finished the mission and left the fondue party)
(off-screen) Good work, Charles.
(Charlie and Itchy are restored to their normal sizes, much to the dismay of the flea that's been tagging along with Itchy, so it freaks out)
Itchy(to the flea) Hey, what are you complaining about? There's more of me to love.
What is that noise?
ItchyLook, Charlie. I'm an airplane.
Well you have the build for it.
ItchyCharlie, it's my turn to type.
O.K. Just remember "dog" doesn't have a Q in it.
S3 History of All Dogs
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Itchy(to two puppies fighting over a bag of dog food) Hey, hey, stop it! Stop it right now, you two!
SPSmaller Puppy
Why should we?
Because we'll take this bag of dog food for ourselves if you don't.
ItchyHey, don't you guys know that there's a lot more that you can get accomplished if you work together... instead of fighting?
SPSmaller Puppy
(to Charlie) Mistah, you're not really gonna steal the dog food, are ya?
Not if you sit still and listen for a minute.
S3 When Hairy Met Silly
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Don't make me hurt you, smile boy!
ItchyYeah, what he said!
Take your sunny disposition for a walk, Carface!
Actually, I prefer the name "Kindface".
Itchy(with a thug look) He does have a kind face: the kind I'd like to forget! (Charlie and Itchy laugh)
S3 He Barked, She Barked
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