Kate, this lasagna looks really great!
Very well worth the interminable wait.
I asked you twice to stop doing that.
What? We're just having a pre-dinner chat.
You know what I mean. Rhyming everything I say.
No problem, Willie. Have it your way.
Kate?! [Kate enters] Kate, he's doing it again.
He's rhyming the last word of everything I say. Go ahead, ALF. [to Kate] He's been doing it all day! Now he's got me doing it!
[comes home, angry] What a creep! I never want to see him again! [she heads upstairs]
I guess Lynn and her boyfriend had a fight.
We should go see if she's all right. [she and Willie head upstairs]
Oh, sure. When Kate makes a rhyme, it's no big deal. [Willie stares at him, then leaves] Just for that, I'm eating your meal. [he takes Willie's lasagna]
[ALF comes in the kitchen with a razor while Willie is fixing a machine that has a banana peel inside]
Hey, Willie. When's the last time you changed the blades in this razor?
Oh, my razor is- [he grabs the razor from ALF and sees ALF's hair on it] Why were you shaving?
According to Shelley, women like clean-shaven men.
[he furiously looks too close at ALF's face] Don't ever touch anything that touches my face.
ALF! [comes in angrily] How could you do this to me?
I couldn't find my own roll-on.
I have got a date to go bowling with Donny Ducksworth, the geekiest guy in school, thanks to my brother, ALF.
That's what he told Donny when he called him on the phone.
[angrily] I DID NOT WANT TO!
Well, you said you liked the guy.
I said I liked Danny Duckworth. You called Donny his cousin.
Danny, Donny, Florence, Shelley, I'm getting a headache. I think I'll go lie down.
Hold it right there bro, I think you have one more phone call to make this thing straighten down out.
It's too late, Mom. Donny has already bought us matching bowling shirts.
That was my idea! I hope you like paisley!
[pops his head up and becomes nosy during Lynn's date] Hi.
What are you doing in this car?
Hey, I'm trapped here, so let's just make the best of it, ok?
You are gonna ruin everything.
What's to ruin? We're sitting in a parking lot, listening to a movie.
This is a drive-in. It's just like a regular movie, except you stay in your car.
Well, at least I can order food. Yo, Jack! I'll have a burger and some fries.
That speaker is for the movie.
Oh. Hey, can you roll Animal House for the blue station wagon?
Get down! Danny's gonna be back any minute.
Well, then you might want to take a look at chapter 9, laying the trap.
I don't need your help or Shelley's.
Do I have to remind you what you'd be doing tonight if it weren't for our help?
Do the words, "Go fish, Brian" ring a bell?
[comes out of the kitchen] Why is Lucky's water dish in the microwave?
I already looked for ALF. I can't find him anywhere.
Well, did you check under our bed?
Willie, Lynn took our car to the drive-in.
Oh, sure. She'll take ALF to the drive-in, but not me.
[doorbell rings]
Kate, you answer the door. I'll go to the drive-in and get ALF. I can't go to the drive-in, Lynn's got the car.
You know, perhaps this isn't the best time to raise this issue but I still think we need a second car. [opens the door to reveal it's Trevor]
Oh, Trevor. Trevor, could we borrow your car?
Whatever happened to, "Hi, neighbor, how are ya? How was the hunting trip? Here's your mail?"
Oh, I'm-I'm sorry. Hi, neighbor, how are ya?
How was your hunting trip?
Well, we left last Saturday. And the first thing that happened was we pulled out of the driveway and got a flat tire. Took Raquel a half hour to fix it. Then everything was fine until we get up around Big Pine. We got onto Highway 190 and about 15 miles down the road we ran smack into a detour. Right down a gravel road.
Now, can we borrow your car?
Don't you wanna hear about the gravel road?
[at the end, ALF and Brian have their own drive-in at home]
No, no! Don't open that door!
Oh, no! She opened the door! Yike-Er-Oni.
What are you guys doing out here?
This is our drive-in theater.
Yeah, and you two snuck in. I'm calling the manager.
Do you mind if we join you? [he and Kate join ALF and Brian's drive-in in the car]
Ok, but don't hog the popcorn. And don't fog up the windows back there!
