[comes out of the kitchen] Why is Lucky's water dish in the microwave?
ALF!
I already looked for ALF. I can't find him anywhere.
Well, did you check under our bed?
Yeah.
In the garage?
Yep.
In the car?
What car?
Our car.
Our car's gone.
Willie, Lynn took our car to the drive-in.
Oh, sure. She'll take ALF to the drive-in, but not me.
[doorbell rings]
Kate, you answer the door. I'll go to the drive-in and get ALF. I can't go to the drive-in, Lynn's got the car.
You know, perhaps this isn't the best time to raise this issue but I still think we need a second car. [opens the door to reveal it's Trevor]
Hi, Kate.
Oh, Trevor. Trevor, could we borrow your car?
Whatever happened to, "Hi, neighbor, how are ya? How was the hunting trip? Here's your mail?"
Oh, I'm-I'm sorry. Hi, neighbor, how are ya?
How was your hunting trip?
Well, we left last Saturday. And the first thing that happened was we pulled out of the driveway and got a flat tire. Took Raquel a half hour to fix it. Then everything was fine until we get up around Big Pine. We got onto Highway 190 and about 15 miles down the road we ran smack into a detour. Right down a gravel road.
Your mail.
Oh, thanks.
Now, can we borrow your car?
Don't you wanna hear about the gravel road?
Not really.
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