Is this a pirate, or is this a pirate? Lynn?
[comes in wearing a costume] Good morning.
A touch of your aftershave.
I meant those silly glasses.
Silly glasses? Look who's talking. This is my Halloween costume.
What are you supposed to be?
Gene shalit. Too obscure?
You're not planning on trick-or-treating, are you?
Are you kidding? I can't wait. I'm coming back with a bag full of candy apples, popcorn balls, and cats.
ALF, no one's going to give you a cat.
That's right. You have to bob for cats.
[Brian dumps all the candy on the table]
Whoa! Yeah! Great haul, Brian!
I'll guard these. You get back in the house. The party's going to start soon.
I hate parties. Everyone pats me on the head, and says I'm growing up too fast.
Cut the small talk! Let's divide the loot! Okay, one for you, One for me. One for you. One for me. One for me. One for me.
[puts knife on the table] Not so fast, me Bucko!
You are growing up too fast! We'll do this right. One for me. One for you.
Hey, you look good in Vinyl. How are you doing? Nice to meet you. Happy Halloween everybody!
EEveryone
Happy Halloween!
Say, what are you doing here?
Greeting the guests. Hey, Tex! Looks like you're putting on weight there. [laughs]
Could I speak with you in the kitchen just for a moment?
Hey, not now Willie. Your pumpkin's on fire. Ha! His pumpkin is on fire!
BBernice
Well, who is little this guy?
This is Gordon, everyone. Gordon's an old friend of our family. Bernice, don't mention his height. He's very sensitive.
Hey, cowgirl. Nice calves. Ha! Nice calves! [Willie takes him to the kitchen]
Okay, mister. I want the truth! And I want it now!
Alright. Your hair is thinning.
You got a hold of our guest list, didn't you. You called people and told them to wear costumes just so you could come.
You dragged me in here to tell me things I already know?
On top of that, you invited the Burkes.
Because I really want you to get that promotion. Now get out there and start kissing up.
I'm not kissing up to anyone, especially not Walter Burke.
I know you wouldn't. That's why I'm here to do it for you. Oh Wollie!
No wait, wait. You can't go out there. What if they discover that you're an alien?
They won't. They'll think I'm wearing a costume, see?
Where did you get that zipper?
Well, you know your old jacket that you were gonna throw out?
Better hang on to it. I ripped this out of your new raincoat.
Alright, go on and go out there. I don't care. Go on, fine with me. Blow your cover, that's fine! Just do me one favor.
Ok, ok. I'll do my Elvis impression.
Please keep away from my boss.
No problem, he seems like a yuts anyway. Ok, everybody! Let's tear this place apart!
