Hey, you look good in Vinyl. How are you doing? Nice to meet you. Happy Halloween everybody!
Happy Halloween!
Say, what are you doing here?
Greeting the guests. Hey, Tex! Looks like you're putting on weight there. [laughs]
Could I speak with you in the kitchen just for a moment?
Hey, not now Willie. Your pumpkin's on fire. Ha! His pumpkin is on fire!
Come here!
Well, who is little this guy?
This is Gordon, everyone. Gordon's an old friend of our family. Bernice, don't mention his height. He's very sensitive.
Hey, cowgirl. Nice calves. Ha! Nice calves! [Willie takes him to the kitchen]
Okay, mister. I want the truth! And I want it now!
Alright. Your hair is thinning.
You got a hold of our guest list, didn't you. You called people and told them to wear costumes just so you could come.
You dragged me in here to tell me things I already know?
On top of that, you invited the Burkes.
Again, old news.
Just tell me why.
Because I really want you to get that promotion. Now get out there and start kissing up.
I'm not kissing up to anyone, especially not Walter Burke.
I know you wouldn't. That's why I'm here to do it for you. Oh Wollie!
No wait, wait. You can't go out there. What if they discover that you're an alien?
They won't. They'll think I'm wearing a costume, see?
Where did you get that zipper?
Well, you know your old jacket that you were gonna throw out?
Yeah.
Better hang on to it. I ripped this out of your new raincoat.
Alright, go on and go out there. I don't care. Go on, fine with me. Blow your cover, that's fine! Just do me one favor.
Ok, ok. I'll do my Elvis impression.
Please keep away from my boss.
No problem, he seems like a yuts anyway. Ok, everybody! Let's tear this place apart!
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