ALF and Brian in “Some Enchanted Evening”

ALF

Whoa! Yeah! Great haul, Brian!

Brian

Thanks.

ALF

I'll guard these. You get back in the house. The party's going to start soon.

Brian

I hate parties. Everyone pats me on the head, and says I'm growing up too fast.

ALF

Cut the small talk! Let's divide the loot! Okay, one for you, One for me. One for you. One for me. One for me. One for me.

Brian

[puts knife on the table] Not so fast, me Bucko!

ALF

You are growing up too fast! We'll do this right. One for me. One for you.