Is this a pirate, or is this a pirate? Lynn?
It's a pirate, mom.
Willie?
Definitely a pirate.
[comes in wearing a costume] Good morning.
What are you wearing?
A touch of your aftershave.
I meant those silly glasses.
Silly glasses? Look who's talking. This is my Halloween costume.
What are you supposed to be?
Gene shalit. Too obscure?
You're not planning on trick-or-treating, are you?
Are you kidding? I can't wait. I'm coming back with a bag full of candy apples, popcorn balls, and cats.
ALF, no one's going to give you a cat.
That's right. You have to bob for cats.
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