Yo Kate, where do you keep your casserole dishes?
The cat won't fit in the toaster. Never mind, I'll make a peanut butter sandwich, where's the blender?
Try it without the blender this time, and don't get hair in the peanut butter jar.
Yes, that's the answer. San Diego.
Fine. What was the question?
Where shall we go on vacation? I say we would should go to San Diego.
Oh, San Diego sounds fine. But, what about ALF?
We don't have to check with ALF. That's where we're going, San Diego, it's really got something for everyone. It's not just an empty slogan.
I'm sorry. Did you say I should get hair in the peanut butter, or I shouldn't?
The hair or the peanut butter?
Why don't I believe that?
Oh my gosh there having a Shakespeare festival.
Willie, there's hair in our peanut butter.
Love boat's, Bernie Koppel is playing Hamlet.
What are we going to do about-
[as grease fire starts to come out] GREASE FIRE! GREASE FIRE!
[inside the kitchen] Never mind the curtains, put me out!
[the Tanners leave the trailer but they ended up staying in the trailer as a thunder booms]
Chutes and Ladders anyone?
I'll set up the barbecue, anybody hungry?
You're not going out there?
I'll cook under the awning.
Need some help bobbing for firewood?
One more word out of you, and you're not eating with us.
Right. Let the alien starve.
I think the alien could skip a meal. It might be a new experience for you! [pause] How would you like your hamburger?
Medium rare. Hold the lightning.
How would you like to be 50% hair?
You know, you're a different person when you're on vacation.
I'm just trying to make this vacation fun.
By trying to keep a positive attitude! You might do that yourself. INSTEAD OF COMPLAINING ALL THE TIME!
Well, not everyone enjoys spending their vacation in a rainforest!
We're in this rainforest because of you!
You're not voting in this.
Call the newspapers! Democracy is dead!
You wanna to go home, go! No one's stopping him!
You want me to go? I'll go!
Fine, I'm going. [he leaves but Brian stops him]
Sorry, Brian. I have my pride.
Come on, ALF! You're not really going.
I'm out of here. I'm history! [opens a door when a thunder booms] I'm going to die! [leaves]
[walking while ALF is hugging his leg while the two began to think they are lost as they sit down on a rock] ALF, I think we'd make better time if you let go of my leg.
Just a little longer. I've been through a traumatic experience! Did I tell you how much I appreciate you saving my life?
Did I also tell you that I think you're a credit to the human race?
Did I tell you I think you got us lost?
I think we've been walking in circles.
That's because you've been holding on to my leg.
We're not lost. We're going the right way.
No, I'm pretty sure we should be going that way.
No, that is the way back to the camper.
Nope, that's the way back to the camper.
Alright. Oh what's compromise, let's go that way.
No, no, no. That's where those guys live.
You got it.I'm gonna return you get my hundred dollars back.
You know, what you're absolutely right, that is the way back to the camper.
[Willie continues walking while ALF hugs his leg]
