If anybody wants me, I'll be in the whirling hot tub.
We don't have a whirling hot tub.
I know, I'm gonna improvise.
Yeah. All of it. [pause] But ALF, I don't want you joining anymore record clubs.
Fine, fine, fine. Oh hey, before I forget, I need you to write out a couple of checks: One to Greenpeace and one to the auto club.
You're a member of the auto club?
Well, I'm not writing anymore checks.
Well, fine, my checks just came. Oh darn, I ordered sunrise. They sent me sunset.
Fine. I wish these insurance companies would leave me alone. I'm already fully covered through the auto club. [leaves]
I just know he's gonna get hair in the drain.
He was wearing a shower cap.
Why was he carrying my mixer into the bathroom?
He said something about a whirling hot tub.
[gets hurt offscreen] Whoa!
ALF! [she and Lynn get up] Oh my gosh. [finds ALF walking to the living room] ALF? Are you alright?
ALF? There must be some mistake. I'm Wayne Shagele, Michigan Life and Company. [nods his head]
ALF is an insurance agent.
No! Dad, ALF took a bad fall in the hot tub and we think he lost his memory.
Oh no! But we don't have a hot tub.
Well, that's a good thing Willie, we don't cover hot tubs. It is Willie, isn't it?
I can't believe that you called the police!
What goes around, comes around.
What are we gonna do when the police come here?
Well, why don't you tell them that they're aliens, and then take their clothes?
Look, who took whose clothes? You don't know the mistake you just made!
Yeah? Well, you're the one who's making a mistake, tangling with a man from Michigan-
TThe Tanners
Life and Casualty.
Now the cops are gonna lock you up, and you'll get a taste what it's like to be a prisoner.
I already know what's like, thanks to you.
[after he returns back to normal] The last thing I remember, was this big flash of light. I smiled because I thought someone was taking my picture. And that's about it. Oh and that Chung Insurance is cheaper than whole life.
Well, it's a start. [the door knocks] Oh my gosh! It's the police!
Now what did you guys do? I swear, if it's not 1 thing with this family it's another. Hey, what am I doing in this cheap polyester suit?
Come on, ALF. You'd better go.
Fine if you all need me I'll be in the whirling hot tub. [leaves]
