Yo Kate, where do you keep your casserole dishes?
Why?
The cat won't fit in the toaster. Never mind, I'll make a peanut butter sandwich, where's the blender?
Try it without the blender this time, and don't get hair in the peanut butter jar.
Rules, rules, rules.
Yes, that's the answer. San Diego.
Fine. What was the question?
Where shall we go on vacation? I say we would should go to San Diego.
Oh, San Diego sounds fine. But, what about ALF?
We don't have to check with ALF. That's where we're going, San Diego, it's really got something for everyone. It's not just an empty slogan.
I'm sorry. Did you say I should get hair in the peanut butter, or I shouldn't?
Just toss it out.
The hair or the peanut butter?
Both!
No problem!
Why don't I believe that?
Oh my gosh there having a Shakespeare festival.
Willie, there's hair in our peanut butter.
Love boat's, Bernie Koppel is playing Hamlet.
What are we going to do about-
[as grease fire starts to come out] GREASE FIRE! GREASE FIRE!
ALF!
Oh, no!
[inside the kitchen] Never mind the curtains, put me out!
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