[the Tanners leave the trailer but they ended up staying in the trailer as a thunder booms]
Welcome back.
Chutes and Ladders anyone?
I'll set up the barbecue, anybody hungry?
You're not going out there?
I'll cook under the awning.
Need some help bobbing for firewood?
One more word out of you, and you're not eating with us.
Right. Let the alien starve.
I think the alien could skip a meal. It might be a new experience for you! [pause] How would you like your hamburger?
Medium rare. Hold the lightning.
How would you like to be 50% hair?
You know, you're a different person when you're on vacation.
I'm just trying to make this vacation fun.
How, by drowning us?
By trying to keep a positive attitude! You might do that yourself. INSTEAD OF COMPLAINING ALL THE TIME!
[annoyed] Guys, please.
Well, not everyone enjoys spending their vacation in a rainforest!
We're in this rainforest because of you!
I vote we go home.
You're not voting in this.
Call the newspapers! Democracy is dead!
You wanna to go home, go! No one's stopping him!
Dad!
There's the door!
Willie!
You want me to go? I'll go!
Fine, go!
Fine, I'm going. [he leaves but Brian stops him]
ALF, don't!
Sorry, Brian. I have my pride.
ALF!
Come on, ALF! You're not really going.
I'm out of here. I'm history! [opens a door when a thunder booms] I'm going to die! [leaves]
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