[walking while ALF is hugging his leg while the two began to think they are lost as they sit down on a rock] ALF, I think we'd make better time if you let go of my leg.
Just a little longer. I've been through a traumatic experience! Did I tell you how much I appreciate you saving my life?
Yes, you did ALF.
Did I also tell you that I think you're a credit to the human race?
Over and over.
Did I tell you I think you got us lost?
And then I lost, yeah.
I think we've been walking in circles.
That's because you've been holding on to my leg.
Well anyway, we're lost.
We're not lost. We're going the right way.
No, I'm pretty sure we should be going that way.
No, that is the way back to the camper.
Nope, that's the way back to the camper.
No, it's not.
Yes, it is.
Alright. Oh what's compromise, let's go that way.
No, no, no. That's where those guys live.
You got it.I'm gonna return you get my hundred dollars back.
You know, what you're absolutely right, that is the way back to the camper.
Whatever you say.
Aboard.
[Willie continues walking while ALF hugs his leg]
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