Scenes with Enoch 17
Enoch Hello! That is the third Vrellnexian I have eliminated in pursuit of you! Not to toot my own horn, as you would say.
I would never say that. Who the hell are you?
Enoch My name is Enoch. Fitz sent me.
Fitz? How were you not eaten by those things?
Enoch They have no interest in me, as I have no tender insides for them to extract.
[angrily] I thought Fitz was done building robots.
Enoch I am not a robot. I am a sentient Chronicom from the constellation you know as Cygnus. I am here to aid you, you who will save humanity: Melinda May, Jemma Simmons, Phillip J. Coulson...
Enoch Agent Coulson, we are evacuating to the caves for shelter, are we not?
Zephyr flies again, metal man.
Enoch I am mostly plastic alloy. And Chronicoms do not have gender.
Enoch As the gravitational forces accelerate, our chances of implosion are rapidly increased.
Tell me your primary function again?
Enoch To observe and record the evolution of your species.
More observing, less sharing.
Enoch It will be challenging to conceal that we have murdered the Controller. The crew will be labeled mutineers, a death sentence in this section of space.
So we'd need to sneak off the ship.
Enoch It is possible you and I could escape by submerging ourselves in the Xandarian snail tanks before they're unloaded. But the other crew members...
Firstly, no. But more importantly, we did this to keep them alive, so where do we take them?
Enoch They could easily find employment on the planet of Kitson. We should have just enough fuel to reach it if we change course now. But what about your plan to go back into cryo-sleep and join Jemma Simmons in the future?
Enoch I have disappointed you, and we may be, as they say, down on our luck, but there are other ways to earn money.
Enoch The brothels of Kitson. We are both healthy and not unattractive specimens, and I am well-versed in over 130...
[Enoch has been decommissioned]
Enoch Why do I exist? I am nothing. I'm a speck of dust in the infinite...
Enoch An afterthought in the worm-ridden mind of the black void.
Okay. I'm gonna need you to spark up. So you take a break from being infinite nothing and do that for me?
Enoch Why would I do anything when there is no purpose? We will all soon be dust and rust.
'Cause you're my best friend. Remember? That's your purpose.
Enoch You're bluffing.
No. I'm not. I can't believe I'm saying this, because you are...
Enoch ...Chronicom. Decommissioned.
Gonna say a massive pain in the ass, but you've grown on me. So, yeah. You are my best friend.
Enoch For you, my best friend, I would do anything.
Enoch There is no hope, only loss. Decommissioned. Hunted. I have become a cautionary tale used to steer children away from a life of crime and excess.
Would it be rude to turn him off? His constant complaining is giving me a headache.
Yeah, well, you are the Puff-Head who got high and shot up our super-threatening fuse box, so...
Never mind. Sorry I was wrong. The source of the headache is Piper. Definitely Piper.
Enoch Poor Fitz. Though now I walk alone, I will never forget my one and only friend.
Your only friend? But you have us.
Enoch When last we met, I forcibly abducted your team and sent you all into a dystopian future.
Yeah, maybe not the best start, but in the end, you really came through.
Enoch I did?
In the future, you sacrificed yourself for us. Without you, we never would have been able to get home and save Earth from destruction.
Enoch Fitz has been a most loyal companion. He and I have had many adventures together.
A Atarah
I am trying to save our entire race, and you are concerned about the welfare of one human. Why?
Enoch Because we have recently become best friends.
A Atarah
It seems Earth has made you soft.
Enoch I do not disagree that I have changed, but I believe it is for the better. One must change to grow.
A Atarah
I hardly recognize you anymore. The Enoch I invited into my charging pod was reckless but not a traitor.
Enoch I cannot believe I ever granted you access to my data port.
Enoch I have not seen this future myself, but there is only one logical conclusion. If anyone can solve the mysteries of time travel, it is Leopold Fitz.
It's possible. Likely, even, but he hasn't done it yet, and the chances of him re-creating it are next to zero.
If he did this, he'd have his whole life to figure it out and the end of the world as motivation.
A Atarah
You claim he is your best friend, but we are the last of our kind. You have knowledge that could aid us. What would motivate him to do what we need?
Enoch [Points at Simmons] Her. Put Jemma Simmons in danger, and Fitz can solve anything.
K Kitson
My grandfather came to this planet with 20 Yookalian slaves and a dream.
K Kitson
He built this planet's original settlement with their bare hands. A few ramshackle modules for his games, a small dome for his brothel, and then he kept building so that I, son and grandson of Kitson, would one day have an empire. And you put all that at risk. Using a synthetic to cheat. Bringing bounty hunters in to wreak havoc at my house of games.
Surely a decent soul like you can understand. Somebody who's so proud of his own home.
K Kitson
Decency doesn't put food into the mouths of my wives. No, I'm a gambler. And I'm also a man who will deal out a punishment.
Okay, okay. Just There's no need for that. We can work. I'm an engineer.
Yeah. We both know alien languages. I'm a botanist, a chemist...
Yeah, and Enoch, here, is a super-advanced computer, so, we can be of use. Yeah. There's no need to kill us.
K Kitson
Killing you is the use I have for you.
K Kitson
Killing a synthetic is a wasted sport. He'll be sent to the brothels.
Enoch I do not know what I am feeling.
K Kitson
You know what? I have something very special in mind for you Terrans. Hope you're not too attached to your heads.
[Fitz and Simmons notice Enoch walking away]
Hey. Hey! Enoch. Where you going?
Enoch My mission is complete. The Earth was saved, and you have secured passage home. I have a new mission to find a home for my people.
Wait, you're just gonna leave without saying goodbye?
Enoch You humans have a saying. "Goodbyes suck." I thought I'd spare you.
Thank you for everything, Enoch.
Thanks, Enoch. Even though you did totally disrupt my life.
Enoch You are welcome.
Enoch [Hands Fitz a communicator] "Don't be afraid to call." Another of your expressions.
Enoch Yes, but use it only as needed, for I will not miss you very much, Leopold Fitz. I am bluffing.
[Enoch, disguised as Isaiah, has just rescued Fitz and Simmons from two Chronicom hunters]
Enoch Sorry. This must be confusing, best friend. But I had to take bold action.
Enoch I found that bluffing was much easier if you kill someone and take their skin. There is a second wave of Hunters coming. I have a strategy that will save your lives and the lives of your fellow Agents, but, unfortunately, time is of the essence. We must act now.
Enoch This will be the hardest thing you have ever done.
Nothing's ever easy with you, is it?
Enoch [Dramatically] Change the natural course of your lives forever.
[They have heard this before.]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[Enoch has been left behind in 1931 with Koenig]
Enoch It is my specialty. I call it a Barracoolada.
Hmm. Ooh. That's a damn fine concoction.
Enoch I do, as you say, know my onions.
Oh, that, you do. You're hired. But I have a couple of conditions. First, I want to know more about this S.H.I.E.L.D. outfit. I feel like I could be a help there.
Enoch Indeed, you will. As will this fine establishment. What is the second condition?
I want to know all there is to know about robots.
Enoch Chronicoms.
Whatever you call yourselves. I-I find it fascinating.
Enoch As will your grandchildren.
My... My grandchildren? Enoch... this looks like the start of a marvelous friendship.
[LMD Coulson II, May, Daisy, and Sousa are fleeing Chronicoms when they see a car pull up]
Enoch Come with me if you want to continue to exist!
Enoch Yes. As I have been for the last 40 years. Now buckle up.
Sorry we left you behind, thanks for the lift, and sweet ride.
Enoch Thank you. Consumer Reports gave this vehicle a five-star safety rating, and its fuel economy is best in class.
Um, yeah, E-Enoch, I'm sorry... about before. I-I didn't realize that things were so dire.
And... you are a valued member of our family.
Enoch That is the greatest compliment one could be paid. Apology accepted.
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