Piper quotes from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Deke

[Under the influence of painkilling medication] Is Daisy here? She's so pretty.

Mack

What now?

Deke

I want to put my mouth on her mouth and move it around a lot. But I don't want to do that unless she wants to, too, 'cause that's what makes it nice. But I don't think she wants that, 'cause she does not like me one bit.

Piper

I mean, she's... she's not my type, but I... I get it.

Mack

Okay, Spaceman, maybe we should...

Deke

Ma-a-a-a-ck! Dude! You are so cool. Do we know any handshakes?

Mack

Uh, I appreciate that, but...

Deke

Should I shave my head?

Piper

Yeah, no, I see no flaws in that plan.

Deke

Maybe then Daisy would like me, because she... she protected me. She's very smart.

Daisy

It's time to head home. Yeah, head home and regroup.

Piper

Thank God. I mean, one more week with Davis and we will find a dead body, his.

Davis

Yes, because one more week with you and I will definitely kill myself.

Daisy

You guys never wavered. You stayed on when the rest of the crew got off. Thank you. I know this is a lot more than what you guys bargained for, and I think we will all benefit from getting back to, uh, familiar territory. To loved ones. We need them. And they may need us.

Davis

Looks like we've been spotted.

Piper

No. I don't think so.

Davis

Well, you've always been dumb as a bag of bricks.

Piper

I'll put money on it.

Davis

Of course you will, because if I win, we'll be dead and you won't have to pay me.

Piper

Look at you finally catching on.

The planet of Kitson is a nasty place, absent any basic scrap of decency.

Piper

Someone just described Florida.

Most are ashamed to utter the word "Kitson" as it sounds like the braying of an animal in heat. There's even a well-known saying, "What happens on the planet of Kitson..."

Daisy

"...stays on Kitson?"

No. "...is contagious and burns."

Enoch

There is no hope, only loss. Decommissioned. Hunted. I have become a cautionary tale used to steer children away from a life of crime and excess.

Davis

Would it be rude to turn him off? His constant complaining is giving me a headache.

Piper

Yeah, well, you are the Puff-Head who got high and shot up our super-threatening fuse box, so...

Davis

Never mind. Sorry I was wrong. The source of the headache is Piper. Definitely Piper.

Enoch

Poor Fitz. Though now I walk alone, I will never forget my one and only friend.

Simmons

Your only friend? But you have us.

Enoch

When last we met, I forcibly abducted your team and sent you all into a dystopian future.

Daisy

Yeah, maybe not the best start, but in the end, you really came through.

Enoch

I did?

Simmons

In the future, you sacrificed yourself for us. Without you, we never would have been able to get home and save Earth from destruction.