Koenig quotes from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

The NSA. You want to hack the NSA? That's a bad idea, Skye. That's a terrible idea. The NSA's already got S.H.I.E.L.D. on its watch list. Why poke the bear - the big, scary, waterboarding bear?

Daisy

So, what was it like growing up with four of them?

There was a lot of crying.

Daisy

They picked on you?

I picked on them. It was fun. The laundry was disgusting. Enough DNA to make a clone army.

The new gang. They're after Freddy.

Oh, applesauce. He's a nobody.

He's a target. Give me a reason.

They're not after his dad's money. When old man Malick jumped out that window, his debts were paid.

Daisy

What did you just call him?

His full name. What is it?

Wilfred Malick. Why?

Daisy

Wilfred Malick. As in father of Gideon Malick? Future head of Hydra in America?

If the Chronicoms kill Malick, then Hydra is stamped out before it ever takes hold and S.H.I.E.L.D. is never formed.

Daisy

So you're saying, to save S.H.I.E.L.D...

We have to save Hydra.

Simmons

I need some alcohol. 90 proof or better.

I like the way this bird sings.

Simmons

I'm a biochemist, not a bird. I also need some salt, some cork, something made with silver. Let's hope it's not what I fear.

Simmons

I know what it is. By heating the compound inside an alcohol-based solution, I was able to produce a decomposition reaction, separating and isolating...

Whoa, cut... cut... cut to the chase. I'd like to get this package before Christmas.

Simmons

The compound is part of a formula that first appeared in Germany during World War II.

D... During World War II? I think you're half-cocked from the moonshine.

Simmons

It was synthesized by a German scientist named Abraham Erskine.

I don't like where this is going.

Simmons

And first used by a man named Johann Schmidt.

Daisy

The Red Skull.

Simmons

Freddy Malick is about to deliver the key ingredient used to create the Super Soldier Serum.

You give a name like that to your juice, it better have a helluva kick.

You have no idea.

Daisy

If we don't stop him, he's gonna build up Hydra and create the Red Skull.

He already did. We can't fix the mistakes of the past.

Yo-Yo

Why not?

I'm beginning to think you people are crazy. Hydra? Red Skull? Super Soldier Serum? Sounds like something out of the funny papers.

Daisy

Yeah, well, there's nothing funny about it.

We can't stop it.

Daisy

Yes, we can.

I mean we shouldn't. I'm sorry.

Daisy

With all due respect, it's not your call to make. Mack is the Director, and he doesn't have all the information.

Daisy

Now that I know what you are, I will ask you one more time. Where is Freddy gonna end up?

On the right side of history. You can't stop progress.

We don't want to stop anything. We just want to find our friends.

Well, then you can go to Hell.

Wait. Wait. I know where that is. I've been there.

Yo-Yo

I'm sure you have.

No, no. Hell's Harbor. Where the double-crossers go to double-cross the double-crossers.

Enoch

It is my specialty. I call it a Barracoolada.

Hmm. Ooh. That's a damn fine concoction.

Enoch

I do, as you say, know my onions.

Oh, that, you do. You're hired. But I have a couple of conditions. First, I want to know more about this S.H.I.E.L.D. outfit. I feel like I could be a help there.

Enoch

Indeed, you will. As will this fine establishment. What is the second condition?

I want to know all there is to know about robots.

Enoch

Chronicoms.

Whatever you call yourselves. I-I find it fascinating.

Enoch

As will your grandchildren.

My... My grandchildren? Enoch... this looks like the start of a marvelous friendship.