Skye quotes from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Skye

With great power comes … a ton of weird crap that you are not prepared to deal with!

Skye

[With a gun.] Safety off. [She accidentally releases the magazine.] Bang?

Skye

You can catch a lot more flies with honey than with napalm.

Skye

"Bad seed" isn’t a S.H.I.E.L.D. term, Ward. Just a term.

Skye

May gave out specific instructions: you go on a date with a crazy wall. I get to chaperone.

Skye

[to Ward] Maybe you don't remember, but we've played this game of "let's kidnap Skye" before, and it didn't end well for you.

Skye

[after shooting Ward]) Never turn your back on the enemy. You taught me that.

Skye

Our ancient ancestors called themselves Inhumans and we just want to be left alone.

Skye

Usually one person doesn't solve the problem, but 100 people with 1% of the solution that will get it done. I think that's beautiful, pieces solving a puzzle.

Ward

You and I see the world differently.

Skye

I don't even know where we are going.

Coulson

Peru. That's where the 0-8-4 was reported.

Skye

And an 0-8-4 is?

Coulson

An object of unknown origin, kind of like you. Team goes in, determines if it's useful or poses a threat. Last one turned out to be pretty interesting.

Skye

What was it?

Coulson

A hammer.

Skye

Sweet ride.

Coulson

I earned a little good will from Director Fury when I got hit right before the battle of New York.

Skye

You took a bullet?

Coulson

Ish.

Skye

So you asked how she could have cracked the system. I have a pitch, but it's way outside the box.

Coulson

I live outside the box.

Skye

What's up, Phil?

Coulson

I prefer you not call me "Phil".

Skye

OK, you're the boss, AC.

Ward

... I call, and raise a hundred.

Fitz

Do you know how I'm gonna beat you?

Ward

By losing?

Fitz

You have a tell. A psychological tick that lets me know you're bluffing. If I watch you carefully ... [Louder, into his earpiece] If I watch you carefully ...

Skye

Oh, sorry. One minute. [Grabs the eye-spy x-ray glasses] You know that if I do this, I'll not only see Ward's cards, I'll see you without any clothes on?

Fitz

... I fold, you win. [Leaves]

Ward

Every decision you make from here on out ... has consequences. So be warned: the kiddie gloves are off.

Skye

... G-7.

Ward

[reluctantly] Hit.

Skye

Yes! [Ward places a red peg in one of his ships.] So explain to me again what this has to do with my training.

Ward

Well, it's important for every S.O. to ... evaluate their student's thought process.

Skye

[not convinced] Mm-hm.

Ward

And I like board games. B-10.

Skye

Nope. This isn't thinking; this is stabbing in the dark. But it's nice to take a break from the workouts.

Ward

[uncharacteristically nice] Well...you deserve a break. Gotta give Coulson credit. I never would've pegged an ex-Rising Tide hacker as a good fit, but...you're pickin' things up pretty fast.

Skye

[smiling, surprised] Did you just...give me a compliment?

Ward

[taken aback] I - no, I made a comment.

Skye

A kind one. Did it physically hurt to do that? [with a look of mock concern] Do you need an ice pack?

Skye

[laughing] Wow! A compliment and a smile.

Ward

[more insistent] Comment.

Skye

I don't wanna ruin the moment...but I'm 'onna have to respond with...G-4. [Ward looks, then a look of unease crosses his face. Skye starts to smile in triumph.] Say it, Ward. [Ward says nothing.] Say it.

Ward

[reluctantly] You sank my battleship.

Skye

[in triumph] Ha-ha! Yes!