Bobbi Morse quotes from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Bobbi

My name’s Bobbi. As in the name usually short for Robert, but in my case, Barbara, which, to me, is worse.

Simmons

If it hadn't have been for Agent Morse, I -

Bobbi Morse

Bobbi.

Simmons

- Bobbi, right. If it hadn't have been for Bobbi, I would never have made it out. Probably be brainwashed, happy to comply to who knows what. [whispers] She's amazing.

Hunter

Bobbi?

Bobbi

Hey, Hunter. Nice suit.

Hunter

"Nice suit"? Really? That's what you're leading with? [pause] What did you do to your hair?

Bobbi

Ever heard of "undercover"?

Hunter

I prefer you blonde.

Bobbi

Well, I didn't do it for you. Two seconds in, there's already a tone.

Hunter

Th-this isn't a tone, this is my speaking voice when I'm upset with an unreasonable person!

Trip

[chuckling, to May] What's the deal there?

May

Hunter ever tell you stories about his she-Devil ex-wife?

Trip

All the time. [He looks at Bobbi. May nods] Damn.

Hunter

Subtlety is key.

Bobbi

You were dressed like a cowboy.

Hunter

Doesn't matter what I ask. I can't trust the answer.

Bobbi

Write that sentence down, hand it to your therapist.

Bobbi

Will you never trust me?

Hunter

But I'll never stop wanting to.

Bobbi

I wish I could give you some advice, but I've never been friends with a guy first. It's always been a roller coaster. Fast out of the gate, hit the drop, the turn, the loop, the screeching halt, then back in line to do it all over again.

Simmons

But is the ride worth it?

Bobbi

I'll let you know when it's over.

Simmons

Skye is my friend. She's different.

Fitz

Oh, yeah. Like I was your friend, and then I changed. How did you handle that?

Mack

Uh, t-the point is, secrets don't help any of us. Skye should have just come clean.

Fitz

What, and risked being locked up, studied, or who know what else? No, I wouldn't let her.

Simmons

Oh, you wouldn't let her.

Mack

We could have handled her in a way that could have kept everybody safe.

Morse

It wasn't fair to us, Fitz. We had a right to know.

Fitz

A right to know. What - is that the same way that Sif and the Kree had the right to know?

Hunter

I think the situation is a bit different, mate.

Fitz

No, you would have done to her exactly what they wanted to.

Simmons

You don't know that!

Fitz

Yes, I do know that! They would - you would - you'd "handle her"! Mack just said! Like, uh... like Skye's something to be locked up in a cage somewhere. We should be protecting her.

Mack

No, Fitz. We're the ones that need the protection from her.

Bobbi

If you didn't want me to go, then why did you vote to allow it?

Because Coulson's only using his own people. Figured it was worth the risk.

Bobbi

Those are S.H.I.E.L.D. agents going on that mission, Robert.

I'm aware of that, Agent Morse. We're fighting a war with an enemy that is without honor. Sometimes, we make sacrifices for the greater good.

Hunter

Taking a bullet for me was stupid.

Bobbi

Walking into a trap when you know it's a trap is stupid.

Bobbi

Who is Professor Randolph?

Coulson

This monolith has been studied for centuries. Well, Randolph's actually been on the planet for those centuries. And he's traveled through space in a portal. And he's also an alien. So, he's got a lot going for him.

Bobbi

This looks a lot like it was made to hold...

Fitz

The monolith! This machine was designed to control the portal. To open and close it at will.

Coulson

Do you know that? Or is that just what you hope it to be?

Fitz

Well there's only one way to find out.

Coulson

Skye, hey? Skye are you okay? Skye?

Daisy

It's Daisy.

Coulson

What?

Bobbi

It's Daisy now sir. You're really having a hard time with this huh?

Coulson

Damn it, yeah.

Coulson

Simmons didn't have to go through quarantine- which is good, all things considered.

Mack

What exactly are these things that we're considering?

Bobbi

Everything that comes with being on another planet for months.

Fitz

Different atmosphere, different levels of oxygenation, different microgravity- every system in her body's out of whack. Cardiovascular, inner ear, respiratorial, got used to being... not here.

May

Andrew didn't get all the details exactly right. He said there were four men on the scene, but only three bodies were recovered: Coulson's man and two Hydra guys. The fourth guy was one of Andrew's students. [brings up the I.D. for "Alexander Braun"] That's his I.D., but it's an alias. He's not Alexander Braun. [glances at Bobbi] He's Werner von Strucker.

Bobbi

Wait, von Strucker? As in-

May

[nods] Hail Hydra.

Bobbi

[nods] Ward was starting his own little Hydra dynasty. Cute.

May

We find the Strucker kid, he'll lead us back to Ward.

Bobbi

You got a how?

May

S.H.I.E.L.D's been monitoring several Hydra bank accounts for a while now, one just woke up. Cayman Islands.

Bobbi

Strucker needed funds, makes sense. So what's the op?

May

How's your Mandarin?

Bobbi

[in Mandarin] You tell me.

May

If we head down there, maybe we'll pick up his trail. He's on the run from Ward. From us. Almost makes me feel sorry for the kid.