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Davis quotes from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Played by Maximilian Osinski · 5 quotes

Davis

In 5 of the 679 quotes from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Most scenes with: Daisy Johnson (4), Piper (3)

Scenes with Davis 5

It's time to head home. Yeah, head home and regroup.

Thank God. I mean, one more week with Davis and we will find a dead body, his.

Davis

Yes, because one more week with you and I will definitely kill myself.

You guys never wavered. You stayed on when the rest of the crew got off. Thank you. I know this is a lot more than what you guys bargained for, and I think we will all benefit from getting back to, uh, familiar territory. To loved ones. We need them. And they may need us.

[Hiding from a Confederacy warship]

Davis

Looks like we've been spotted.

No. I don't think so.

Davis

Well, you've always been dumb as a bag of bricks.

I'll put money on it.

Davis

Of course you will, because if I win, we'll be dead and you won't have to pay me.

Look at you finally catching on.

There is no hope, only loss. Decommissioned. Hunted. I have become a cautionary tale used to steer children away from a life of crime and excess.

Davis

Would it be rude to turn him off? His constant complaining is giving me a headache.

Yeah, well, you are the Puff-Head who got high and shot up our super-threatening fuse box, so...

Davis

Never mind. Sorry I was wrong. The source of the headache is Piper. Definitely Piper.

Poor Fitz. Though now I walk alone, I will never forget my one and only friend.

Your only friend? But you have us.

When last we met, I forcibly abducted your team and sent you all into a dystopian future.

Yeah, maybe not the best start, but in the end, you really came through.

I did?

In the future, you sacrificed yourself for us. Without you, we never would have been able to get home and save Earth from destruction.

Did you, by any chance, see May in the corridor?

Davis

Oh. Yeah. After I blacked out, she was the first thing I saw when I came to, so I was in bad shape. She was cool about it, sweet, really.

Melinda May was "sweet?" Is there a different meaning for that word?

Davis

She said I looked like I was having trouble, couldn't argue with that, and I had to go rest. And yeah, now that I hear it out loud, she usually is more gruff.

[Still testing memories]

When we were on Krylor, you took something.

Davis

You knew about that?

I was running that mission. I knew everything. Also, you're not smooth like, at all.

Davis

I stole a pen.

A pen?

Davis

A space pen. I thought it was cool. Aliens write things down. I did not know that.

He's clear. And also ridiculous.

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