Yo-Yo Rodriguez quotes from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Yo-Yo

So many people looking for an excuse to hate.

Yo-Yo

What is Hydra?

Daisy

Kidnapping Inhumans, global terrorism, all-around bad dudes.

Mack

Armageddon. Whatever he's doing is pure evil. I'm talking end of times, biblical evil. 2000 years of darkness evil.

Yo-Yo

You need a beer. And some faith.

Mack

You ever wonder if that's a word we use to fool ourselves? To give us false hope?

Yo-Yo

That's how evil wins. When good people begin to doubt, and run the other way, instead of stand up and fight. You see it everywhere. In Colombia we have a saying El mal presas los débiles porque miedos fuertes.

Mack

Evil preys on the weak because it fears the strong.

Yo-Yo

[about the kill switches to hers and Lincoln's vests] Would you really use these? [Mack looks away solemnly, but doesn't reply] Good. Because I'd rather die than be anyone's slave.

Mack

I don't know why you're on this damned mission. It's too dangerous. That's why you should have this. [hands her back her cross]

Yo-Yo

What do you think you're doing?

Mack

I'm giving you your cross back. You need it more than I do.

Yo-Yo

This isn't a lucky rabbit's foot. This is a symbol of faith! Who would return such a gift?

Mack

There shouldn't be any secrets between us.

Yo-Yo

Why not? There's nothing else between us.

Mack

Radcliffe built a humanoid robot that's about to attack the base.

Yo-Yo

Why would he do that? Has he watched no American movies from the eighties? Robots always attack.

Mack

I've been saying that all day.

Yo-Yo

Smart people are stupid.

Mack

Alright, gear up. The robot apocalypse is finally here.

Yo-Yo

So Mack, personal time?

Coulson

Don't put me in the middle of this.

Yo-Yo

What middle? No middle. But you know something.

Coulson

It's not for me to say. Mack's a very private person. All I know about him is what's in his file. I spent 6 months on a place with the guy and I know even less than you.

Yo-Yo

So maybe something's on his file.

Coulson

Maybe you should ask him.

Yo-Yo

I don't want to annoy him.

Coulson

Well, I don't know about annoying him, but you're certainly starting to annoy me. Isn't it better to learn things organically, instead of all at once in a report?

Yo-Yo

No, all at once much better. Private person, secret, same thing. Must be even tougher with May. [both stop walking] If it's better to get to know each other in tiny, slow, annoying pieces...

Coulson

I don't think that's how I put it.

Yo-Yo

... then you two will never get together.

Coulson

Me and May? No, it's not like that.

Yo-Yo

Please, I don't need to read a file about you two to know. [superspeeds to get a security guard's tag]

Coulson

You know, no one likes a smartass.

Yo-Yo

That hasn't been my experience.

Daisy

So we have to go. Now.

Simmons

Meet at the rendezvous right away. That's where I programmed the backdoor to get out. And listen, living in there too long may kill you, but dying in there will definitely kill you, so, be careful.

Daisy

You, too.

Simmons

And remember, even if our vitals are going haywire, do not–

Yo-Yo

Do not pull you out or wake you up, I know. It will cook your brains like huevos rotos.

Simmons

Cause permanent damage to the cerebral cortex, yes.

Yo-Yo

Just promise me you'll get our guys back, okay?

Simmons

I promise.

Mack

The good news is that Talbot is alive, he's in a coma, but alive.

Yo-Yo

The bad news is they know we're here and they're on their way.

Fitz

Yeah, you should go while you can.

Coulson

Yeah, we're all going.

Fitz

Nah, I'm gonna stay. This is my fault, AIDA, the LMDs, all the deaths. Those aren't on S.H.I.E.L.D., those are on me. And I can explain that I built the LMD that shot Talbot, that way–

Daisy

Fitz! We were all in the Framework together, we understand how confusing and screwed up that world is. And trust me, it's gonna take me years to process everything that happened in there. But the one thing that I don't need time to understand is that we are all in this together. I tried to take the blame for everything not too long ago. I dyed my hair, I ran away. I thought that separating myself from the team would help me protect it, but in truth I kind of just lost myself. And you, you were the one who pulled me back in. This is not on you, okay? We all lost ourselves in there. And yeah, it might take you a long time to forgive yourself, but speaking on behalf of the team: you have nothing to apologize for.

May

If there's a price to pay, we pay it, together.

Simmons

I'm in.

Mack

Look, I'm just saying, what good is it having a state-of-the robotic hand if you don't have it on you when your kidnapped by Martians?

Yo-Yo

Looks like he's got both hands to me.

Mack

Ah, that's his civvy hand. It's just a prosthetic without all the cool doodads. It should've been a hook. At least you can stab things with a hook.

Coulson

Thought I was gonna be arrested.

Yo-Yo

So, wait, that one doesn't have a blowtorch or the laser gun or anything?

Coulson

First of all, I'm not Inspector Gadget. And second of all, the authorities would've confiscated it. Prison's bad enough without being down an appendage.

Mack

First rule of Boy Scouts is always come prepared.

Simmons

How were we supposed to be prepared for this, Mack?

Mack

I don't know, we gotta be prepared for everything, apparently. Look, not a day ago, I was trapped inside a-a computer-generated mind prison, and now... You know what? You know what, Coulson? I'm out. I'm out. We get through this, I am packing it in.

Coulson

Sorry, Mack. You already quit years ago.

Mack

Yeah, well, I didn't quit hard enough. Look, I'm not comfortable at the pace at which we deal with new trials and tribulations.

Simmons

Fury never said anything about deep space outposts being developed, did he?

Coulson

There was nothing like this in his black box.

Yo-Yo

So, wait, S.H.I.E.L.D. doesn't have a space division called S.P.E.A.R. or something?

Coulson

[nods no]

Yo-Yo

Really? I always thought you guys had people hiding on the moon.

Mack

Ready, and go.

Yo-Yo

You should see your "go-face" in slow-motion. Classic.

Mack

You're showing off.

Yo-Yo

If you got it, flaunt it.

Mack

You're gonna leave us here to die?

That's the hope.

Mack

If we don't, you and me are gonna have a conversation.

Yo-Yo

Where's an axe when you need one, huh?

Coulson

Still too soon.

Mack

That is not something to joke about.

The Renewal lost me time and tokens! So if things don't start picking up around here, I'm gonna be doing some renewing of my own! Is that understood?!

Coulson

Thinking I may have been wrong to trust Grill.

Yo-Yo

This is what we call an understatement, no?

Mack

When Hope died, the real Hope, she never came home, and, still, it took me weeks before I could walk into her nursery and take everything away, but I did it eventually.

Yo-Yo

It must have been hard.

Mack

But this Hope, my Hope in the Framework, she, uh... This is harder. I miss her so much. It's so much worse. Imagine that. I survived the pain of losing my real child, but I can't get over the pain of losing a fake one, so what kind of a father does that make me? Maybe Gunner was right about me. Maybe I really am already lost. I...

Yo-Yo

Hey. Hope might not have been real, but your love for her was. And that makes you a great father and a good man.