[exiting the room] And thus ends the first time you have ever watched a movie with a girl.
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S1Working Girl
You both are acting like a couple of drama queens! [to Billie] So you lose your job. [to Zack] So you blow up the restaurant. So I sleep in your bed while you are at work. The point is, Zack, this is your M.O., man. You always panic, but then you succeed.
Yeah, like when you lost your virginity.
I wouldn't have missed it for the world. You know what I was thinking? We are not naming our baby Max. Or Maxine.
What was that name you said the other day?
Isabella.
Yeah, I really like that.
This is really awkward for me.
Now I feel really bad.
You shouldn't. That's my purse.
S1Class
Did you two sign up for that baby care class?
Uh yeah, but because of our work schedules, I can only go during the day and she can go only at night.
It's almost as if we didn't think this whole "hooking up in a bar and not using a condom" thing through.
I am really looking forward to it. I mean, no other guys I hang with are having a baby, and, you know, I am hoping to meet some other dads. Maybe hang out.
Zack, I am a gynaecologist. Unless this ends with something weird on somebody's vagina, I can't help you.
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