Oh, the irony. They put the contraceptives right next to the baby food.
You should see this list of baby essentials. When all is said and done, that single orgasm is going to cost me four hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
You should write that down. It will go good in a birthday card someday.
No bro, that is a must have. It twists the diaper into a never ending sausage of baby crap.
And just like that, I have lost my appetite to ever eat a sausage again.
MManager
I'll tell you what- how about Tuesday? [hears a scream from kitchen] How about Monday?
Yeah, perfect.
VIVoice in the film
This rain. This endless rain. It's making me cry. What a release.
[exiting the room] And thus ends the first time you have ever watched a movie with a girl.
You both are acting like a couple of drama queens! [to Billie] So you lose your job. [to Zack] So you blow up the restaurant. So I sleep in your bed while you are at work. The point is, Zack, this is your M.O., man. You always panic, but then you succeed.
Yeah, like when you lost your virginity.
I wouldn't have missed it for the world. You know what I was thinking? We are not naming our baby Max. Or Maxine.
What was that name you said the other day?
Isabella.
Yeah, I really like that.
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