So, lesbians, huh? How great are boobs?
S1Class
Well, her boobs are fantastic. I mean, they are incredible. You just wanna get in there and...
She's talking about her boobs.
And you are interrupting her. So, boobs, go on.
[to Davis] Did you check out the rack on the candy striper by the doughnut table?
Dani please, you are a married woman.
[to Davis] You wanna grab a bear claw and see if we can look down the candy striper's shirt?
I would answer that, except all the blood has rushed out of my head.
Okay. Yay. [rubs hand on Olivia's fake stomach] God, it looks so real. [suddenly stops rubbing] I think I just felt something kick.
Oh, I had the chicken curry for lunch.
You know, I was kind of hoping to bond with some of the cool guys in the class, but they totally shut me off of their chunky dad clique. I don't think they were thrilled with how much hair I have or the ease with which I can get an erection.
Not my favourite thing either, dude.
[to Abby] You were totally showing me up! I mean, how could you get good at this baby stuff, anyway? What, are you hanging out at family restrooms taking notes? Diapering chimps at the zoo? What are you trying to prove?
I wasn't trying to prove anything. I was trying to help you. You are welcome!
And you were loving watching me struggle!
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