No. He is sticking to his guns. I mean, I know we decided for the first three years of our marriage, we were gonna focus on our careers.
Abby, you have been married for five years.
That's very frustrating. But I don't want to say anything, because it has an adverse effect on the quality of his erections.
[almost chokes, then in a straight tone] Yes, well anything below raging is not acceptable.
James, can I ask you a question about my body?
Well, I see this ending well for me.
Pregnophile? What's that? That's not something.
Yeah, yeah, sure it is. You know, there's all kinds of weird fetishes. Like people who are into weird costumes, or feet. Or monogamy.
I mean, we were really into each other, but then it just ended after, I think nine months. [Billie gets alarmed]
Oh. What about the one before that?
Ah, that was Sherry. That one lasted about eight months, but she dropped early.
Dropped early?
We were in a computer class together. Dumb girl, real dumb. [Billie gets reassured]
Billie.
Oh. Oh, what? You don't want her to know that you are only going out with her 'cause she's pregnant? [both the woman and Sully look at her] I am sorry, I just think you need to know that you are on a date with a pregnophile.
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