Davis quotes from Accidentally on Purpose

Davis

I would answer that, except all the blood has rushed out of my head.

Davis

Not my favourite thing either, dude.

Davis

[whispers to Zack] I have to pee.

Davis

Great? This place is amazing. Everywhere I look, it is like my favourite kind of porn is about to break out.

Davis

Well, the German stuff is a little rough. No wonder they started two world wars.

Davis

Ow! Hey Zack, Little late for the partay!

Davis

Dude, I was in a little something called the "ménage-a-trois" and then I got a little something called "tied up and robbed". Why did you come here?

Davis

No, I meant, why did you come here?! I was sitting here, basking in the glory of my experience. Although, my nose was getting stopped up and I couldn't really breathe through my mouth, so I was probably moments away from death. Good instincts! Can you untie me, please?

Davis

Zack and I have a long standing tradition where I take him on a surprise Christmas adventure. Three secret locations. Two handsome men. One bench warrant outstanding from last year's adventure.

Davis

You know the drill. [Davis begins to blindfold Zack]

Davis

Only if you come with us.

Davis

Keep looking. Just kidding, I get it.

Davis

Yep. [points to the "pot" tree in the van]

Davis

On the count of three, we both say what we are talking about.

Davis

[at the same moment] Sell the baby.