Davis quotes from Accidentally on Purpose

Davis

Yours is better.

Davis

Yeah, our hometown is where they made all the nuclear bombs.

Davis

Hey, Tracy. I see you switched to smaller size glasses since we graduated.

Davis

That's still there? It is not true, okay? Everything seems smaller to those volleyball amazons.

Davis

[crying] I slept with Melissa, man! She kept on coming and I was like "Oy, vey!" [Zack finishes his drink]

Davis

[in the present] Oh. Did you forgive me?

Davis

That was you?! Man, I reported that as a hate crime.

Davis

[to Brenda] You a nurse?

Davis

Is this your station?

Davis

Is that a supply closet?

Davis

Would you say that supply closet is the supply closet directly across from the nurses station?

Davis

And we are on the third floor?

Davis

And that's a gurney blocking the supply closet directly across from the nurses station on the third floor?

Davis

And would you ever consider going out with me?

Davis

[angrily] Then what the hell is my father doing in the hallway?! [pushing the gurney] We are leaving, Dad, immediately!