Billie quotes from Accidentally on Purpose

Billie

I wouldn't have missed it for the world. You know what I was thinking? We are not naming our baby Max. Or Maxine.

Billie

Isabella.

Billie

It's almost as if we didn't think this whole "hooking up in a bar and not using a condom" thing through.

Billie

Okay. Yay. [rubs hand on Olivia's fake stomach] God, it looks so real. [suddenly stops rubbing] I think I just felt something kick.

Billie

[to Abby] You were totally showing me up! I mean, how could you get good at this baby stuff, anyway? What, are you hanging out at family restrooms taking notes? Diapering chimps at the zoo? What are you trying to prove?

Billie

And you were loving watching me struggle!

Billie

[shouts angrily at Abby] I love you too! [forces the door halfway, then slowly closes it and enters the kitchen]

Billie

[sees Davis just about to pee in the sink] Davis! [Davis slips down the sink]

Billie

[to Zack] You are gonna be a great dad.

Billie

Well, I am late for my pole dancing class. I got casts now and everything.

Billie

Okay, okay, okay. Enough uncomfortable sex talk with my sister. [ushers them out]

Billie

I can't believe you didn't tell them Nick was Canadian.

Billie

[suddenly puts her hand on her stomach] Oh, feel that! [puts her mother's hand on her stomach] Baby's first eye roll.

Billie

Hi, Daddy. Merry Christmas.

Billie

Look at you. Insulting me before you even say hello.