Billie quotes from Accidentally on Purpose

Billie

Nope, he actually peed on me.

Billie

Oh my God. You just kicked. You did it again! You like ribs. Or you hate ribs. Baby's first opinion! [puts the rib in her gown pocket and runs towards Zack's truck]

Billie

Abby, you have been married for five years.

Billie

[almost chokes, then in a straight tone] Yes, well anything below raging is not acceptable.

Billie

James, can I ask you a question about my body?

Billie

Pregnophile? What's that? That's not something.

Billie

Oh. What about the one before that?

Billie

Dropped early?

Billie

Oh. Oh, what? You don't want her to know that you are only going out with her 'cause she's pregnant? [both the woman and Sully look at her] I am sorry, I just think you need to know that you are on a date with a pregnophile.

Billie

Yep, it's great. You gotta try it sometime. I gotta go wet my whistle. [goes to Olivia] Oh my god, wet my whistle? Who was talking just now, Humphrey Bogart?

Billie

We have been watching it for 45 minutes.

Billie

[amused] Yeah, this is better than having a boyfriend.

Billie

You should write that down. It will go good in a birthday card someday.

Billie

And just like that, I have lost my appetite to ever eat a sausage again.

Billie

[exiting the room] And thus ends the first time you have ever watched a movie with a girl.