Awww! It's Donny Doyle! He's under Bridget's window. He's serenading her.
(takes off his shoe) I'm on it.
Paul!
Cate, he's conning us! Those serenading mid-shipmen virgins are all liars.
S1Sort of an Officer and a Gentleman (1)
What do you like to do for fun, Maggie?
MMaggie
Well, lately, I've been using Ted's personal information to destroy his credit!
S1Sort of an Officer and a Gentleman (2)
(When Bridget gets a water bra)
I am like so back on top with these things! (names her boobs) Hello, Mary Kate! Hello, Ashley!
Talk about a "Full House."
I just got off the phone with Carter Tibbits, NASCAR legend. I'm writing his book, so no big deal. (Kyle and Rory ignore him and continue playing video games) Riveted. I see. Ummm, we're having a disagreement. Now tell me, does this paragraph "suck" to you? "My diaper was a checkered flag. My bottle, a can of 50 weight oil and..." Oh, it does suck!
(about the pregnancy test) Kerry, Bridget...Beach, Care Bear...
(hesitantly) Paul... it's mine.
S2No Right Way
I never would of got this far before. Dad would never let me go out like this. He would of definetly sent me up stairs to change and tell me to cover myself up in some hideous sweater and then give me a one hour lecture on how I should respect myself and how guys are only out for one thing and I always hated when he did that! I just want my dad back!
Bridget-
Leave me alone!
Season 3
Unknown episode(s)
I need more boyfriends.
Cate (to Bridget): Is that the dress you bought with my credit card?
Yeah, isn't it great! I mean, you have your boob dresses and your good leg dresses and butt dresses, but it's hardly ever you get a good boob-leg-butt dress, you know what I mean?
Kerry (to Bridget): You are too pretty for this dress.
What?
I just think it's for some girl who has to try really hard and you don't. You should respect yourself like dad was always telling you to. You deserve the best.
You deserve the best too.
No, I don't.
No, listen. What Kyle said to you, he meant it.
How do you know?
Kyle and I went out for a really long time.
Yeah.
He never said it to me.
S2Premiere
Paul (to Kerry): You could have knocked.
It was 7:00 in the morning! I thought you couldn't do anything until you had your first cup of coffee!
Mom's pregnant? I'm too young to be a grandsister!
Kerry, are those my earrings? They are! God, first you steal my popularity & then my earrings?
You forgot about your boyfriend!
Stop fighting or I'm going to turn this car around!
Paul, we're in the living room.
It's just a saying.
It's a saying in a car!
S2Sex Ed
Bridget (when she learns Cate is teaching sex education): So, you just say yes without even totally considering how it can completely ruin my life?
Bridget, I think it's an honor your mother is going to teach you sexual education. After all, she taught me.
BRBridget and Rory
Ew!
Do you guys not understand what situation I am in here? I mean, Donny Doyle's coming in this weekend to see me.
So?
So, people already perceive my dating Donny Doyle as a slap in the face! I mean, you know, he's older and he goes to the naval academy instead of his school, and then Danielle's going to this party this weekend, she's all, "You better be there," and I'm all, "Uh, yeah," but Donny's all, "Oh, no, I don't want to share you," which is actually very sweet when you think about it, but it's just the sort of thing that Danielle's gonna use against me, and then (points at Cate) you have to go and exacerbate the whole thing by teaching sex ed at my school!
On the bright side, she did say "exacerbate."
Why do bad things always happen to me?
Nothing bad ever happens to you.
Oh, yeah.
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